[text via computer]

[gogoghostpowers]

[His parents always told him that if he finds a mysterious secret network that can only be accessed by unusual means, he should use the eight proxy servers set up in the attic before connecting to it and then determine its use before proceeding with anything else.

He always thought it was a load of bull, but all of a sudden everything his parents ever told him seems relevant. Now the question is: how do you check something if something is part of a secret conspiracy to brainwash everyone without blowing your cover?]

This is a test to check for proper network functioning and see if anything needs fixing.

Is this connected to the water treatment facility, city hall, department of agriculture, Roswell in New Mexico, the city maintenance office, any psychiatry offices, or any stores selling Adidas shoes?

Also, what's the connection to Thomas Edison's birthday?

[NAILED IT.]

Comments

[gogoghostpowers]

And one of yours was that you couldn't breathe?!

[espigeonage]

Exactly!

[Julien is not the most serious of people.]

It worked out okay. I had another one after being taken in and I *can* breathe now, it's just really weird.

[gogoghostpowers]

how

[That's really more of a general 'how,' like 'how is this happening' and 'how are you still alive' and the wonderfully vague but widely applicable 'how the fuck'

but he didn't really manage to get any further than the first word.]

[espigeonage]

Welcome to Numbers Club! The first rule is don't talk about Numbers Club(unless it's someone you trust)! The second rule is the same as the first!

The third rule is that things are now insane and anything is possible. Apparently.

[gogoghostpowers]

Well I hope nothing more insane than occasionally going through things happens to me, I'd like to keep being able to breathe.

[espigeonage]

Can't blame you, it wasn't fun. So, what are you going through?

[gogoghostpowers]

Sometimes I pass through things. Walls, the floor, my locker, whatever I'm holding...I just go right through it like it's not even there.

It sounds really cool, but I can't control it at all, so it mostly just gets me into trouble.

[espigeonage]

Oh, literally, like intangibility. Huh!

Not at all? Is there like a feeling that comes with it?

[gogoghostpowers]

Not really. I can feel it when it's happening, but I can't actually stop it.

I think if I try really, really hard I might be able to do it on purpose, but I'm afraid of getting my arm stuck in a wall and I won't be able to get it out.

[espigeonage]

Hmm. You could try it with cloth maybe! A little easier to remove if it comes to that. Worst comes to worst, you'd be able to come to the clinic and we could get it out for you.

[gogoghostpowers]

That's

actually a pretty cool idea!

I think I might try that. Is this like a secret clinic or something?

[espigeonage]

Save that for if it works!

Nah. The address is marked in the newbie guide. It's in a pretty bad part of town, but the staff's good. lol, I'd say that, I work there. Anyway someone in the club could get you there, or we could come out and see you if it came to that.

[gogoghostpowers]

Oh, cool! Yeah, I'll definitely try it later, then. Maybe I'll be able to get my pants to stop falling down finally, and if anything happens, I'll come by your clinic!

[espigeonage]

lol it's not mine, I pretty much just clean and stock! You're welcome, though; and good luck!