[text via computer]

[gogoghostpowers]

[His parents always told him that if he finds a mysterious secret network that can only be accessed by unusual means, he should use the eight proxy servers set up in the attic before connecting to it and then determine its use before proceeding with anything else.

He always thought it was a load of bull, but all of a sudden everything his parents ever told him seems relevant. Now the question is: how do you check something if something is part of a secret conspiracy to brainwash everyone without blowing your cover?]

This is a test to check for proper network functioning and see if anything needs fixing.

Is this connected to the water treatment facility, city hall, department of agriculture, Roswell in New Mexico, the city maintenance office, any psychiatry offices, or any stores selling Adidas shoes?

Also, what's the connection to Thomas Edison's birthday?

[NAILED IT.]

Comments

[text]

[gogoghostpowers]

[wow rude]

I'm wrong for...asking some questions?

[video]

[selfabsorbed]

Yes. Because the answer is "No" to all of them!

[text]

[gogoghostpowers]

I never said I thought the answer was 'yes' to any of them either, though.

[video]

[selfabsorbed]

[ Regina's rolling her eyes now. Yes, Danny, you've just had a girl younger than you by a year roll her eyes at you. No respect. ]

Then why would you even ask?

[text]

[gogoghostpowers]

[That's a little embarrassing, but it's not the first time it's happened to him.]

Because I wanted to know what the answer really was? I didn't have any idea if it was 'yes' or 'no.'

[He can't believe he's explaining the concept of asking a question to this girl.]

[video]

[selfabsorbed]

They're silly questions! What would Thomas Edison have to do with any of this?

[video]

[gogoghostpowers]

I don't know, that's why I asked about it.

[Whether you read this as annoyed or simply confused, you would still be right.]

[video]

[selfabsorbed]

And what would Adidas have to do with this?

[text]

[gogoghostpowers]

[Dis girl.]

If I knew, I wouldn't have asked about it.

[video]

[selfabsorbed]

You don't make much sense. Did you know that?

[text] the striked out part was backspaced

[gogoghostpowers]

I guess not.

Do you usually ask so many stupid questions?

[video]

[selfabsorbed]

You're the one asking a lot of questions, mister!



....Miss?

[text]

[gogoghostpowers]

Mister.

And I technically only asked two questions. After that, you asked me four, so you're actually the one with more questions.

[video]

[selfabsorbed]

You asked seven questions and used conjunctions to cram them all into one, then asked another one. That's cheating. You're a cheater. You don't get to ask seven questions in one.

[text]

[gogoghostpowers]

That's not cheating! And it's all still technically part of one question, all of them were basically just asking what this network is connected to.

[video]

[selfabsorbed]

Then why didn't you just ask that?

[text]

[gogoghostpowers]

Because I didn't want to sound suspicious!

[Also, you just asked another question. Danny notices this after he sends the response, but decides not to bring it up, instead taking quiet pride in this fact.]