[text via computer]

[gogoghostpowers]

[His parents always told him that if he finds a mysterious secret network that can only be accessed by unusual means, he should use the eight proxy servers set up in the attic before connecting to it and then determine its use before proceeding with anything else.

He always thought it was a load of bull, but all of a sudden everything his parents ever told him seems relevant. Now the question is: how do you check something if something is part of a secret conspiracy to brainwash everyone without blowing your cover?]

This is a test to check for proper network functioning and see if anything needs fixing.

Is this connected to the water treatment facility, city hall, department of agriculture, Roswell in New Mexico, the city maintenance office, any psychiatry offices, or any stores selling Adidas shoes?

Also, what's the connection to Thomas Edison's birthday?

[NAILED IT.]

Comments

[Text]

[gogoghostpowers]

Oh. Well, um. Sorry for thinking that you were involved. I mean, not you personally but like. Your profession in general.

[oh god oh god why is he still typing why is this hole still being dug]

[Text]

[talktothedoll]

[Another long sigh that isn't going to come through via text.]

Wouldn't be the first time I've heard it.

[Text]

[gogoghostpowers]

Wait...seriously?

[wow, now he REALLY feels like crap. He just reinforced negative stereotypes about psychiatrists! Even if his parents do think they're the shifty mercenaries of the government out to sedate anyone who dares to disagree with ~THE SYSTEM~]

[Text]

[talktothedoll]

You hear a lot of things in this profession.

All we're trying to do is help people, I promise. There's nothing sinister about it.

[He's had arguments with others on this network...]