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[His parents always told him that if he finds a mysterious secret network that can only be accessed by unusual means, he should use the eight proxy servers set up in the attic before connecting to it and then determine its use before proceeding with anything else.

He always thought it was a load of bull, but all of a sudden everything his parents ever told him seems relevant. Now the question is: how do you check something if something is part of a secret conspiracy to brainwash everyone without blowing your cover?]

This is a test to check for proper network functioning and see if anything needs fixing.

Is this connected to the water treatment facility, city hall, department of agriculture, Roswell in New Mexico, the city maintenance office, any psychiatry offices, or any stores selling Adidas shoes?

Also, what's the connection to Thomas Edison's birthday?

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[... Yep, he regrets asking.]

What kind of idiotic sources are those?

My parents.

[And they may be crazy, but they're not idiotic.]

[Close enough to the same thing, in this case.]

I don't understand how people come up with things like that.

Edited 2013-07-14 03:28 (UTC)

Well, there's a lot of crazy stuff out there in the world. There has to be some explanation for it, right?

And your parents decided that a shoe company selling secrets to the government makes sense?

That's more insane than what's actually happening.

I don't know...random numbers popping into people's heads, secret networks that can connect from anywhere, getting weird things or memories... That's pretty insane too, don't you think?

...Although their Adidas theory is pretty out there, even for them.

Yeah, it is. Which shows you how bad the Adidas theory comes off.

So I guess you've gotten the rundown?

Edited 2013-07-14 04:38 (UTC)

Most of their theories aren't that bad...

And yeah, I have. It's a lot to take in but I'm kind of glad all the info's there. I can't believe how much stuff has been happening here that I never knew about!

I'm actually pretty impressed that none of those conspiracies seem to have anything to do with the actual weird crap going on.

Yeeeaaahhh... I guess all this stuff is just really well hidden? It's kind of like that saying, "truth is stranger than fiction."

It's a sad day when you can talk about possible alien invasion and not be crazy.

[Kid, that is not a 'sad day' that is 'every day at dinner time'.]

It is pretty weird. I just hope it doesn't actually happen.

Edited 2013-07-14 15:29 (UTC)

[Every day is a sad day, clearly.]

Well, some of us are kind of working on that one.

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