Take your bullshit hummingbird metaphors and shove them! (I say this genially and in a friendly and borderline playful manner. Because cool! And unflappable. See?) But anyway, I ain't known her all that long. Just since she's been here? But yeah wow has she ever been The Uberdouche since then. I am pretty sure that she was abandoned by her parents as a baby and was raised by rats and bugs and poop! It would account for the unfortunate personality deficiencies. And delusions of being unrepellant and not-fat and un-dumb. Also the fashion sense.
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(I say this genially and in a friendly and borderline playful manner. Because cool! And unflappable. See?)
But anyway, I ain't known her all that long. Just since she's been here? But yeah wow has she ever been The Uberdouche since then. I am pretty sure that she was abandoned by her parents as a baby and was raised by rats and bugs and poop!
It would account for the unfortunate personality deficiencies. And delusions of being unrepellant and not-fat and un-dumb. Also the fashion sense.