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[Candy is angry. And also kind of hysterical. She's audibly shaken and her voice fades in and out slightly, as if she's walking towards and then away from the microphone. Pacing, clearly.]

Fairies and dragons and unicorns aren't real! They're not real, okay? Life isn't some stupid fairytale! I mean, unless that's yet another mystery that no one decided to tell me until now! Surprise, Candy, someone's trying to kill everyone, cats can talk, and oh by the way, fairies are real! Didn't you know that already? Except maybe I did, because suddenly I remember them! How is that possible?

Oh, and apparently there are deer living in one of the parks here now? Except I didn't know that either until one of them came crashing through my cafe's window and attacked us! Ugh...this is all so stupid...

[She goes quiet for a bit. After awhile she speaks again, closer to the mic this time.] Um...sorry...sorry about all that...I didn't mean to rant...

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YOU WANT TO LOOK AT MY BUTT.

SCIENTIFICALLY.

EXCUSES!

[ ..................................... :|;;;;; ]

Okay, I take it back. You don't have a hot butt, and I don't want to see it.

[ look at that mediumchange goddamn

sure is ~~**~*video*~**~~ all up in here ]

I'm gonna do it.

N-No.

Gonna do the thing, Karson.

Edited 2013-07-11 22:54 (UTC)

D-Don't do the thing........ [ /SWEATS NERVOUSLY ]

[ SHE'S GONNA DO IT

GONNA DO THE THING

RIGHT

NOW

Meaning she whips out a sheet of paper as opposed to her butt ]

OH SWEET JESUS NO PL--

Edited 2013-07-11 23:10 (UTC)

...Oh, thank god. It was just some shitty drawing.

[ oh karson thinks he's safe, does he ]

[ TWERKS AT ]

[ do you want to know a horrifying story?

My little sister knows what twerking is. My 11 year old baby sister, the child of evil, knows what twerking is. Not only does she frequently twerk at me, but she also chants some horrific summoning spell of "YOLO YOLO YOLO YOLO." In this moment, I saw the degeneration of the youth. I saw the end of the world, not with a bang or with a whisper, but with a sharknado of twerking teens and poor life decisions.

Karson, through some 4th wall double reacharound of awful, feels and understands what it's like to witness Lulu twerk. Octavia is no longer there-- there is only a PTSD-inspired illusion of everything Karson and Linda have never wanted to see.

CLANG BANG BOOM, that signifies Karson's mental and physical collapse into the only realm safe to him-- the realm of unconsciousness. ]

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