[text/audio] no, this isn't backdated.

[grannyfucker]

Alright, three things.

First off, who's got a change of clothes? I think I vomited on myself and it's starting to smell.

Second off, who pulled me out of that enormous freak battle? Finally somebody does something decent for a change! Waking up in the desert is still a load of cock, but I'd rather take a load of cock than find myself buried alive again. No bonus points for saving me, though--I still died, you dicks!

Third,

[and here he switches to audio. His speech is a little different now--those who are familiar with a variety of British accents might recognize it as being Irish, a far cry from his old New Jersey accent.]

What the fuck even is this accent? What am I, Welsh?

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[voice]

[ruleorserve]

I'm afraid not. Welsh would sound quite different.

[Not that Emil himself sounds Welsh. But he does sound very distinctly British, on the other hand.]

[voice]

[grannyfucker]

Oh yeah? Who died and made you King of Shitty British Accents?

[voice]

[ruleorserve]

No one. But I have heard Welsh accents before.

[voice]

[grannyfucker]

Is that so? Prove it!

[voice]

[ruleorserve]

You would do better with someone who actually spoke with the accent in question, but let me see what I can do.

[He's silent for a moment, as he makes sure that he's got the accent firmly in memory and when he speaks again it's in his best attempt that the same. It's not awful, but it's not really a great impression either, for all it gets the general idea across.]

Something like this, as I recall.

[voice]

[grannyfucker]

That--what is that? Was that even English?

[voice]

[ruleorserve]

[There's an amused huff at that, and a quirk of smile; when he speaks again, it's with his usual accent.]

Something like it, yes. However, Welsh itself is a different language, if you'd meant that.

[voice]

[grannyfucker]

What? It is?!

What the fuck?!

[voice]

[ruleorserve]

It is. You'd have to look elsewhere for someone who speaks it though.

[voice]

[grannyfucker]

I am NOT going to Wales.

[voice]

[ruleorserve]

There are ways to hear a language other than traveling to the place it's spoken.

[voice]

[grannyfucker]

Yeah, but Welsh? What kind of lunatic moves to America speaking Welsh?

[voice]

[ruleorserve]

One who happens to also know English, I'd imagine.

[voice]

[grannyfucker]

[scoff]

So what? Him and everyone else!

[voice]

[ruleorserve]

And? All that means it that it might be harder to tell that this hypothetical person spoke anything other than English.