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Arthur Curry | Aquaman ([personal profile] italktofish) wrote in [community profile] savetheearth2013-05-30 08:41 pm

Adventure 02 | Various

[So, ever since he's found the network, Arthur has been so excited at finding a bunch of new people to talk to. And he's been trying quite hard to talk with everyone! Over the past few days, he's left a series of messages on the network of varying levels of unimportance. Indulge him? Tell him to quit spamming with this mess? Pick your poison; just specify which message you're replying to!]



[Text and Picture, Backdated to Saturday, May 25]



HOW HARD DO YOU THINK IT WOULD BE TO ADOPT ONE OF THESE

IT WOULD BE GREAT WE COULD HAVE SO MUCH FUN TOGETHER






[Video, Backdated to Sunday, May 26]

[So it's late at night, but look, there's Arthur making another video transmission. He's pointing it at the TV, which is playing a commercial for some spray-can sealant that seals stuff so well, it can even make a functional raft out of a screen door.]

Do you think that stuff actually WORKS?





[Video, Backdated to Monday, May 27]

[The video feed opens, and once again, Arthur is sitting there with Slippy, his goldfish.]

Look! Slippy's learned a new trick! Slippy! What's four plus four?

[The fish will swim around in a quick figure 8. It can't really do math; it just knows that when Arthur asks it what four plus four is, it is to swim around in this pattern.]

OUTRAGEOUS, isn't it?





[Doodle on a Paper Bag, Backdated to Tuesday, May 28]

[Arthur's stuck in traffic, so what better way to pass the time than to doodle on a paper bag? He's made a goofy cartoony drawing of a smiling fish with a speech bubble proudly proclaiming "HELLO!" to everyone.]





[Forwarded Email, Backdated to Wednesday, May 29]

[Arthur has decided to brighten everyone's day, so he has forwarded an email to the entire network! It's quite obviously a forwarded email and not something Arthur has written himself (attached is a list of email addresses of every poor person who was ever sent this thing, and it's probably been making the rounds since 2003 or so), but it's still bad enough.]

just remember that you are important

S~M~I~L~E



*~*~*~*~*~*~*tomorrow is going to be a great day*~*~*~*~*~*~*



[The message runs on a lot longer in a similar fashion all "inspirational"-like and in "whimsical" purple Comic Sans. He really shouldn't pass on any more emails Granny Curry sends him...]





[Video, Thursday, May 30"]

[Arthur's cheerfully waving at the camera before starting to speak.]

So, I got thrown out of the grocery store today! Can you BELIEVE that? All I was trying to do was to have a nice conversation with the lobsters, and they threw me out, just like that! I was even trying to be quiet about it, too...!

[And now he's holding up a live lobster.]

At least they still let me take Charlene here home!

visionarykitten: (confused)

[Audio] | May 30

[personal profile] visionarykitten 2013-05-31 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
Why do you keep saying stuff with so much vefessh?

[The voice on the other end sounds disgusted. Also, he can't read, so he's only going off of the pictures and stuff Arthur is saying. Plus, that last word doesn't come out in any language Arthur can understand. Sorry, man.]
visionarykitten: (annoyed)

[Audio since Gomez is not showing his face on the network much XD ]

[personal profile] visionarykitten 2013-06-01 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
Vefessh-- V-- water. Water. Okay? That's a lot of water and it's kind of creepy.

[Hey, he's a cat. He's allowed to be uncomfortable with the thought of a lot of water.]
visionarykitten: (annoyed)

[Audio since Gomez knows this and has no desire to comply XD ]

[personal profile] visionarykitten 2013-06-02 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Talk about them all you want, just stop showing pictures. It's making me queasy. I don't like water.
visionarykitten: (hiss)

[Audio, because yes, Gomez is quite catlike... >: 3 ]

[personal profile] visionarykitten 2013-06-04 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[Gomez makes a frustrated feline noise on the other end of the connection. Somewhere between a hiss and a spit.]

I do not need any experiences with vefessh to know I don't like it! It'd get my fur all wet and it'd drag me down and and and I don't like it, okay??

[He's gonna work himself up into a panic there, if Arthur isn't careful.]
visionarykitten: (annoyed)

[Audio]

[personal profile] visionarykitten 2013-06-05 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
[Gomez sounds a little embarrassed, and still pretty sour, when he replies:]

When they're going to be dinner, maybe.
visionarykitten: (confused)

[Audio]

[personal profile] visionarykitten 2013-06-06 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
Why? That's boring.

[He may be a cat, but he's also a teenager. Sort of. If he were a human boy, he'd be about twelve or thirteen, after all.]
visionarykitten: (content)

[Audio]

[personal profile] visionarykitten 2013-06-07 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
Sometimes, maybe. But I have my ehhif for that. Or the other People here. Purring at each other is a lot more relaxing than looking at food you can't eat.
visionarykitten: (lookup)

[Audio]

[personal profile] visionarykitten 2013-06-09 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
Ehhif. Uh. A two-footer. A-- a human. Like you. I have one who's mine.

[He won't say "owner" because ew, he's not owned. And he won't say "master" because he's not a dog. But he'll definitely call Alex "his".]

You know. The one carrying me before. When we met the... the long-faced one. Cindy.
visionarykitten: (confused)

[Audio]

[personal profile] visionarykitten 2013-06-10 07:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[Gomez is a little hesitant to agree to being similar to anything without knowing more about it.]

I don't know. Who's Slippy?
visionarykitten: (Default)

[Audio]

[personal profile] visionarykitten 2013-06-13 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Why 'of course'? I couldn't have known that.

[Gomez sounds a little sour, there. But then, y'know, adolescent male.]

I don't think it's really the same. I'm a lot smarter than a goldfish.
visionarykitten: (annoyed)

[Audio]

[personal profile] visionarykitten 2013-06-16 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. I'll take your word for that, I guess.

[This conversation is making Gomez's ears tired.]

Just. You know. Be careful with the pictures of v-- of water, okay?
visionarykitten: (confused)

[Audio]

[personal profile] visionarykitten 2013-06-16 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
... thanks.

[He's not sure he believes the guy, but he'll let it go. This time. He taps the iPad screen, and the connection severs.]