savetheearth | [video] posted right in the middle of the arrests

[The video feed is shaking a little--Jovan is doing his best to hold the phone still, but he is only human. The video is focusing on the live broadcast of Sherman's and Edwards's arrests. As Edwards is shown on-screen to be hauled out in handcuffs, Jovan puts on a falsetto voice--it's soft, but he's close enough to the mic for it to be audible.]

Ohhh, ohh no! They've finally caught me! My own men have turned on me! After--after all I've done for them, enhancing them with corkscrew dicks and enormous elastic poop chutes, spicing up their sex lives...bending the governor right over my desk to give a live demonstration--this is how they thank me?!

Mark my words, as soon as I get out of these bondage cuffs, I'll be coming back! I'm coming back to get my--my alien armpit fuckbuddy AND Sherman's anus with my massive rhino dick...cocked like a semi-automatic in my hand. And then--and then, I'm busting out of everything standing in my way like some Die Hard shit...or my name isn't SIMON FUCKING EDWARDS!

[Then, as the broadcast goes back to showing the news anchor discussing the fiasco, there is some soft, breathy laughter. Then the video ends.]

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[Apparently it is, or at least mine is, because I TOTALLY FORGOT that he commented to that, hahaha shit my bad.]

oh man i remember this no, that was so fucking perfect

i jut want you to know, i'm honored to spea to a grandma as amazing as yourslf, you ae doing this communit such a great servce by axting as the perdrct, infallible beacon of morals

[Makes huffy sounds.] Well, yes, yes I am. But all this flattery is not going to stop you from getting the spanking you so rightfully deserve.

what f i'm trying to get aspanking from you, huh?

Why?

vecause 'm into the mature ladies, why else?

[as soon as he sits send, he gets floored by an echo that makes him come back to write up another comment.]

oh god i take it back nevermind fck thats fross i feel sick

You should feel sick, you naughty boy! After everything you've done, you ought to feel sick with shame!

I'M SICK WITH TRAUMATIZING ECHO MEMORIES IS WHAT I AM

oh jesus, i need a fucking therapit for thhis shit

Hah! Hah hah! It's only what you deserve!

Edited 2014-05-05 20:41 (UTC)

wat kind of peron laughs n someone;s time of need?!

That wasn't a laugh! That was me saying 'hah!' three times. There's a difference.

ither way, youre making a mockery of me in a time of mebtal anguisg ad distress!

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