savetheearth | calla lily

[The text is in pink glitter. The writing is clearly a younger girl's. The "i"s are dotted with little bubbles.]

Hail and well met, everyone! I was wondering if it would be possible for me to get the answers to a few questions! I have heard many rumors from school, but I do not want to believe them until I hear the true story! To do otherwise would be rude!
-Is it true that the giant robots which were used in the battle last month must eat cars for energy? Is it true that the cars are actually sentient and it is a case of robotic cannibalism? (That seems so cruel 8C!)

-Are those with super powers actually aliens themselves fighting an intergalactic war after the destruction of their home planet and you've actually come here to protect our planet from invaders, asking nothing in return? (If that is the case then I am sure you will find that this world will welcome you if you'd like to settle down!)

-Are you actually the product of radiation experiments in after school detentions? (I have never been to after school detention is it really so bad?)

-Can you get powers or strange memories by being bitten by someone who has powers? (I do not remember being bitten by anyone!)

-I've heard that there are people who became angels! Is this true?

-And animals who can talk!

-Is everyone who has found that they can access this network actually a clone of their original selves replaced by the government in order to combat the looming alien threat?? (I do not personally believe that one, but I would like to get confirmation.)
As you can see there are many different origin stories and I just want to make sure I get it right, so as not to offend anyone. Thank you for your time, everyone. ♥

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[Oh god it hurts his eyes. Maybe if he doesn't use text, she won't either and he won't risk going blind.]

Where did you get the idea that there are radiation experiments in detention?

[She won't! It's polite to respond to voice with voice, after all.]</small. My classmates. They told a friend of mine. She got very upset about it.

Well your classmates are assholes, clearly. There are no radiation experiments in detention or anywhere at school. [Where, where do people come up with this nonsense? He has no idea.]

I'm sure they only misunderstood! After all, detention is very frightening.

How could anyone possibly misunderstand something to the point where they actually think that kind of thing goes on in detention? [Does this girl not get the fact that some people are jerks? He doesn't see how anyone can miss that.]

[You have to believe the best in people!]

I am not entirely sure, but I can correct them tomorrow in school.

[But most people kind of suck!]

[Siiiiiigh.] They didn't misunderstand anything. They weren't confused. They were trying to scare your friend.

And so far as I know, the only accurate thing on that list is the one about talking animals.

Edited 2014-04-08 03:43 (UTC)

But why would they want to scare her?

I've heard about the animals! I'm very excited. Perhaps I'll get to meet some!

Because some people are assholes. Didn't I say that already? [He wants to headdesk so badly right now.]

People still have reasons for the things that they do.

And what if the reason is that they think scaring people like that is funny?

I will ask them about it tomorrow!

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