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Fuu Hououji ([personal profile] phoenix_temple) wrote in [community profile] savetheearth2014-03-29 04:22 pm

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[You know Anais is going to keep this short and to the point. She's taking a video with her new phone. The video is of a four-winged green bird the size of a house that happens to be sitting on top of Anais' apartment building. After a moment, it leans it's head down to peer at her.

She takes a step back before rushing inside the building and turning the video to herself. She is absolutely horrified.]


What do giant birds eat? Do you think it's carnivorous? What if it eats people?! Where am I even going to put it?! It talked in my echoes but it's not talking now!

It's supposed to be a robot, I can't take care of something this big!

[And it's big. You can see all five feet of Fuu down at the bottom next to the text.]
radiantchicken: (hey a parrot)

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[personal profile] radiantchicken 2014-03-30 09:33 pm (UTC)(link)
How did he seem when he spoke in your memories? Reasonable? Not reasonable? I see no reason he shouldn't be the same here. If he was reasonable there, then he should not give you any trouble now.
radiantchicken: (squawk)

[Video] sorry about the delay, had to request an echo

[personal profile] radiantchicken 2014-04-03 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[Before the bird answers, he jerks in surprise. Someone's just gotten himself an echo.]

Sometimes, such tests appear to be very dangerous, yes.

What sort of manner did he wish her to prove herself with? I...remember such things. Watching such trials.
radiantchicken: (hey a parrot)

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[personal profile] radiantchicken 2014-04-06 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahhh, such tests often are rather harsh, but the rewards are great once they are persevered through! In the trial I recall, a man was fighting a tyrannosaurus, and he came rather close to getting eaten! But he survived, and he was stronger for it!
radiantchicken: (polly no want a cracker)

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[personal profile] radiantchicken 2014-04-06 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
But he did! He and the dinosaur fought, and he was armed only with a handgun!

He won by allowing it to swallow him up in one bite, and then shooting him from the inside! It was very brave!
radiantchicken: (parrot photobomb)

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[personal profile] radiantchicken 2014-04-08 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
I don't believe there was any lasting damage; the dinosaur got up again afterwards!

Not having to kill anyone is always for the best.
radiantchicken: (such a pretty bird)

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[personal profile] radiantchicken 2014-04-10 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
He was also a robot! I believe it saved him.
radiantchicken: (such a pretty bird)

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[personal profile] radiantchicken 2014-04-11 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
It does! Voltasaurs were very strong.

[And yet this is far from the strangest thing he'll be remembering...]
radiantchicken: (hey a parrot)

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[personal profile] radiantchicken 2014-04-13 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
Yes! That is exactly what they were!
radiantchicken: (parrot photobomb)

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[personal profile] radiantchicken 2014-04-13 04:09 pm (UTC)(link)
That's exactly right!

[This is all very, very normal, really...]
radiantchicken: (parrot photobomb)

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[personal profile] radiantchicken 2014-04-14 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
I assure you, it is all real! Somewhat fascinating, but very real!
radiantchicken: (parrot photobomb)

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[personal profile] radiantchicken 2014-04-14 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
But if it were truly impossible, then how would it still be happening?
radiantchicken: (hey a parrot)

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[personal profile] radiantchicken 2014-04-16 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
Perhaps! Although I do remember a great deal of science.