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savetheearth2013-12-29 10:32 am
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001 ✮ text
[ The whole thing was completely unbelievable, there was no doubt about that. Who would've thought that typing random numbers into your phone after a search for cough syrup would turn up an untraceable network filled with what looked like bunch of crazy people? At least, calling them "crazy" seemed like the most likely conclusion. It occurs to him that he really should be doing his job, but sheer curiosity kept him looking through the posts.
Besides, it could all be related to his assignment. Somehow (okay, that was maybe reaching just a little, but what exactly can a guy do?). So, he begins to type on his phone, not quite sure what sort of person will turn up. ]
So let me guess: This is all an elaborate viral advertising campaign for cough syrup, right?
[ Well crap. Sarcasm doesn't quite translate that well through text, now does it? Still, it seemed like the better option than broadcasting either his face or voice, where (to the right person) he might as well just say "FBI agent here! Ask me about my entire life". ]
Unless any of you have a better explanation. Because from where I'm sitting, cough syrup advertising still looks a lot more likely than "aliens" and "robots".
[ Still, as they always say, sometimes "the truth is stranger than fiction". ]
Besides, it could all be related to his assignment. Somehow (okay, that was maybe reaching just a little, but what exactly can a guy do?). So, he begins to type on his phone, not quite sure what sort of person will turn up. ]
So let me guess: This is all an elaborate viral advertising campaign for cough syrup, right?
[ Well crap. Sarcasm doesn't quite translate that well through text, now does it? Still, it seemed like the better option than broadcasting either his face or voice, where (to the right person) he might as well just say "FBI agent here! Ask me about my entire life". ]
Unless any of you have a better explanation. Because from where I'm sitting, cough syrup advertising still looks a lot more likely than "aliens" and "robots".
[ Still, as they always say, sometimes "the truth is stranger than fiction". ]
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turns out those aliens are trying to take over the world by lacing the world's cough syrup supply with
herpes or something
okay that part might not be true but the aliens totally are
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But the aliens definitely can't be real. ]
Do you think the cough syrup companies are in with the aliens?
[ At first, he thought he had a clear grasp on the situation, but he really has no idea what's actually going on anymore. ]
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[you know what neither does this asshole but it's all good]
[TEXT]
The aliens control the police.
[ It's a question. It's a statement. It's...
None of it is true. But still, it concerns him on a different level. If there was corruption in the police force, surely the Bureau would know something about it? ]
[TEXT]
i actually mean it and i'm not insane
promise
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He's really not quite sure what to believe anymore. ]
I don't suppose you have proof of these "aliens", do you?
[ Because let's face it. Even if aliens do exist, they're probably a) tousands of light years away and b) not advanced enough to travel to Earth. ]
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I'm guessing he wanted the optimal location to steal cattle?
[ No seriously. What the hell is going on? ]
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i mean maybe one of our cop guys could tell you better
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I am a "cop guy" myself.
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It still doesn't change the fact that nothing here makes sense, however.
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[ Only... clearly not. ]
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I think I might've gathered that.
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[ ...he thinks. ]