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Hey, nerds. Me and Alan did a thing!

[ There's a distinctly sing-song lilt to that smug little voice. Octavia is looking incredibly overconfident and egotistical tonight, even by her own high standards. She's standing in one of the Dead District's alleyways, her hair is being whipped into even more of a tangle than usual by the wind, and she's displaying a dazzlingly douchey grin.

She's also waving around a gun.

A very powerful and dubiously-legal gun, for those who might know about such things.

Oh dear. ]

Or teeeeeeeechnically we did a few things, I guess? Haha! Check it out - we got spares!

[ She briefly points her phone camera at a small pile of guns on the ground - again, they're all top-of-the-range weapons that absolutely shouldn't be anywhere near someone like Octavia. When the view returns to her face, she looks less cocky and more absolutely fucking delighted. ]

Those Blood Key guys? Surprisingly difficult to mind control. But I did it! Because I am amazing. And Alan is pretty super great at chasing them off with their own guns after they've been headfucked into dropping them. Do we make the best vigilante crime-fighting duo or what?

[ Alan chooses this moment to poke his head into view of the video. His eyebrows, as always, are magnificent. ]

BEFORE ANYONE SAYS ANYTHING WE ARE BEING CAREFUL ABOUT THIS AND NOT GETTING IN ANY ACTUAL TROUBLE.

[ Then he retreats again, leaving Tavia to end the video feed. ]

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Oh my god.
You're going to shoot your eye out. Or someone else's eye out. Someone's eye is getting shot out because I am positive you have no idea how to use a gun.

At least tell me you are wearing a mask of some sort when you do this.

Oh my godddddddd.
Calm your tits! I 8n't actually SHOOTING anything. At least not yet! 8ut I played a LOT of Call of Duty 8efore I was a fugitive. A LOT. And my kill/death r8tio proves I am a8solutely perfectly 100% capa8le of using a gun!
So I 8n't going to shoot any8ody's eye out. Except maaaaaaaay8e the 8ad guys.
(It is only a may8e 8ecause if I shoot their eye out it might trigger me! 8ecause past life shit. Super gross.)

And I have a scarf over my chin 8ut seriously if the POLICE can't find me despite knowing my face then neither can these stooges. ::::I

How does playing video games reassure me to your skill and competence at all? Explain how that's supposed to work. Because it's not. That's like saying playing a video game about racing cars qualifies me to be a Formula 1 driver.

You lost an eye in a past life? Nevermind. Don't change the subject. I am making you a mask and you are wearing it if I have to cram it on your face.

Duh! Videogames are murder simul8tors. I saw it on the news!
Old guys were all yelling and shit and saying that x8oxes are responsi8le for corrupting today's youth and training us to 8e irresponsi8le killers with super terri8le attention spans.
And I guess I'm proving them right! So may8e you COULD 8e a racing driver.
Never give up on your dreams!!!!!!!!

And if I wear a mask it will cover my 8est asset. Which is my 8eautiful face! O8viously.
It would 8e a crime. An actual literal crime!
Like making some kind of 8utt covering for Alan. You just DON'T DO THAT SHIT. >::::\

I don't want to be a race car driver, I want to be a botanist! And there are a lot of completely false allegations being thrown around on the news. You should know that, considering what they're saying about you.

Oh my god. Please don't discuss Alan's butt with me. I'm not even remotely interested. You and him are wearing masks and so is anyone else who wants to pull a stupid stunt like this. I'll even make it as fancy and positively ridiculous looking if you'd like.

And what are you even trying to do with those eights? You've been doing it for a while and I haven't actually had the time to ask...

What if you raced cars AROUND YOUR 8OTANY GARDEN. What then!
You have to think 8ig. Why fuck around with plants and shit when you can do that AND 8e world famous for zooming around things in a fast and also dangerous and cool manner?
Also I am way too offended 8y your callous dismissal of Alan's (perfect!) ass to ever wear a mask that you make. Ever!
Them's the 8r8ks. I hope you feel suita8ly ashamed of yourself! Wow.

As for the 8s, it is a superpower-slash-compulsion. Past life shit?
I am supposed to go full dum8fuck and type in my old 8lood color too 8ut 8n't no8ody got time for THAT shit wow.

I don't want to race cars around my garden or just in general. Honestly, what a ridiculous notion to take so seriously. And to feel ashamed of myself I would first need to actually care about the thing for which I am supposed to feel shame. Alas, I do not.

I wouldn't go as far as calling it a superpower, but I will admit it seems somewhat familiar. That blood color is on a chart a friend showed me though, along with my own. Whether or not it means much I haven't exactly figured out.

W8.
W8ity-w8-w8.
W8.
W88888888.
Ok first! 8lood colour? Type in yours and trigger me right the fuck now.
Second! Am I triggering YOU right now? Is that a thing? Should I keep typing like this? Are you actually soul8onded to me and Karson and every8ody and it has just taken you like 80 forevers to figure it out????????
As you are clearly on the edge of an important 8r8kthrough here, I will keep up the dum8 text color. Just for you!
Should I throw in some trigger words?
Vriska! And Karkat. John Sollux Equius. Team Scourge Lord English Her Imperious Condescension!
Grey pir8 fairies with horns and fins and shit!

Anything? ::::O

Stop stop stop! I'm not even sure if it works like that but sit still and calm down. You have to at least let be get a word in past your rambling if I'm going to trigger anything. Anyway, as I was saying. Some of those names are familiar to me. Particularly Vriska and Equius. I think you may have been Vriska. I was amazingly cross with you for some reason, but I'm stating to think that's a universal constant.. Now hold on for a moment while I mess around with colors.

Actually, Nevermind. This is faster.

[At that moment there is a switch to video after Kanti has pricked her finger on a needle and smeared the blood on a sheet of notebook paper. It cuts out soon after.]

Did that help? Should I start looking for it on a hextable instead?

Right!!!!!!!! Vriska was me. Vriska aka Mindfang aka JESUS.
8ut just fyi! If past you was mad at Vriska 8ecause she did something 8ad - like murdering you, to p8ck a c8mpletely r8ndom ex8mple th8t is not in any w8y 8ased on any assumpti8ns I m8ke a8out patterns in my ech8es - then YOU CAN'T HOLD THAT AGAINST ME.
That's soul8onding law #1! The most important and vital and sacred of aaaaaaaall the soul8onding laws. All of them.

8ut ok no I think you are a8solutely going to have to try text.
I don't remem8er any8ody with that color! Just 8lue and grey and 8rown and purple and yellow and red. No green!
Except Danny I guess. 8ut his 8lood is a different green.
Get to hexta8ling make your move make your move!!!!!!!!

I'm assuming bold Courier is a prerequisite.

Is that Soulbonding Rule Number One because you've done a lot of terrible things? And I'm pretty sure you didn't kill me. I wasn't mad about you for anything significant. If anything, it was remarkably petty now that I'm looking at it through my own eyes rather than the eyes of who I was. But I wasn't planning on holding that against you.

[ PLS STAND BY FOR ECHOAGE ]

You threatened to unload a floating toilet over my head.

[ The most distressing revelation yet, tbh ]

I remember that.
I can't say I regret it.

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