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[wirsinddiejager]

[When the video feed opens, the first thing to note about Alan's appearance is that he is covered in glitter. The second is that he's dressed to clean. The third is that he looks very, very worried.]

Does anyone here know how to get fairy dust off things? Octavia was practicing her flying and...

[He moves aside to show that the glitter is not just on him, the room he's in is also full of it. As he does, he turns his back on the camera, revealing a sparkly handprint on his butt.]

I need to get rid of this before my mom comes back, but it's taking forever. This stuff really sticks to everything. And I never realised how much dust there is everywhere, I'm never gonna get the place clean enough...

Comments

[wirsinddiejager]

well Im not the same person so you shouldnt call me by his name. its not like Im gonna call you Jean either since youre not the same guy as past you.

[honestopinion]

Jean... his name was..Jean?
[Whow, talk about a serious connection. That name..................................... it's so.. so cool.] What are you talking about? Jean is a hella rad name, way better than Jamie. Actually, getting a thought here (massivly cleaver one.) What about the internet handle 'sweetjeans.'

Ehh? Ehh? Nice, right? Don't you think, Yeager?

[wirsinddiejager]

that is the dumbest fucking thing I have heard in my life.

[honestopinion]

Man, this past life guy just gets cooler and cooler.
Sorry your past life guy blows so much, 'sweetjeans' is growing high on the 'rockin dudes' list.

[wirsinddiejager]

ugh of course youd think that youre a moron.

[honestopinion]

be assmad