Adventure 07 | Text

[italktofish]

HAPPY WORLD OCTOPUS DAY EVERYONE

OCTOPUSES ARE PRETTY GREAT




DID YOU KNOW THAT THERE ARE OVER 300 SPECIES OF OCTOPUS AND THAT THEY'RE ALL POISONOUS BUT ONLY ONE KIND IS DEADLY TO HUMANS



AND OCTOPUSES ARE REALLY SMART THEY'RE KIND OF HARD TO KEEP CONTAINED IN AQUARIUMS SOMETIMES AND THEY'RE REALLY GOOD CONVERSATIONALISTS EVEN THOUGH I HAVEN'T REALLY HAD MUCH OF A CHANCE TO TALK WITH ANY THE ONES I DID GET TO TALK TO WERE ALL AT THE BEACH AND ALL PRETTY GREAT ONE EVEN HELPED ME GIVE SOME GUY WHO WAS GIVING SOME OTHER GUY A HARD TIME A WEDGIE



ALSO THEY CAN CHANGE THEIR COLOR AND SKIN TEXTURE FOR CAMOUFLAGE IT IS PRETTY OUTRAGEOUS



THEY'RE 90% MUSCLE SO THEY'RE ACTUALLY REALLY STRONG AND STUFF



THEY CAN ALSO SQUIRT INK TO CONFUSE PREDATORS IT IS A USEFUL SKILL

AND LOOK AT THIS BABY ONE HATCHING ISN'T IT ADORABLE

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oh my gosh they're all so cute!!!!
i didn't know there was an octopus day
perhaps i should celebrate somehow

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[italktofish]

I THINK IT IS A NEW HOLIDAY BUT IT IS DEFINITELY WORTH CELEBRATING NOT THAT I KNOW HOW TO DO THAT OTHER THAN TO GO ON AND ON ABOUT HOW OUTRAGEOUS THEY ARE

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um
make cookies shaped like octopi and hand them out?

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[italktofish]

THAT IS AN OUTRAGEOUS IDEA I LIKE THAT

BUT SADLY I AM A TERRIBLE COOK I WOULD HATE FOR THE OCTOPUS COOKIES TO CATCH FIRE

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well if its just cookies i could try to make you some i guess

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[italktofish]

THAT WOULD BE FAR FAR TOO KIND OF YOU

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well i would get cookies too so its a win win

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[italktofish]

THAT IT WOULD BE CLEARLY IT IS A BEST CASE SCENARIO

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how should i get the cookies to you when theyre done?

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[italktofish]

I DON'T KNOW DO YOU WANT TO COME OVER

[He'll include his address. What is worrying about people on the network knowing where he lives?]

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This guy doesn't really get stealth, does he........... ]

sure i can bring them by when theyre done :)

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[italktofish]

[What is stealth? Can you eat it? No, really, he just doesn't care about it.]

OUTRAGEOUS I'LL LOOK FORWARD TO IT AND I CAN INTRODUCE YOU TO THE FISH TOO

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do they all have names

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[italktofish]

YES, YES THEY DO IT'S HOW I'VE BEEN WELCOMING THEM INTO THE FAMILY SINCE NAMES AREN'T REALLY A THING WITH GOLDFISH OTHERWISE

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what sorts of names have you been giving them?

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[italktofish]

THERE'S SLIPPY AND GERTRUDE AND FLIPPER AND FILLMORE AND CARLOTTA AND JANE AND ZIGGY AND HORATIO

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oh i like fillmore!
thats a great name
i mean so are the others but that one and horatio sound very dignified

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[italktofish]

REALLY YOU THINK SO FILLMORE WAS FROM THIS TIME I CALLED INTO A RADIO STATION BECAUSE I WON A TRIVIA THING WHEN I KNEW MILLARD FILLMORE WAS THE THIRTEENTH PRESIDENT AND THEN I WON TICKETS TO A RODEO AND HORATIO MAY HAVE BEEN FROM SOME PLAY I HAD TO READ IN HIGH SCHOOL I THINK IT WAS IN ENGLISH CLASS

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yeah!!
horatio is probs from hamlet then
im pretty sure :)

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[italktofish]

REALLY THAT IS GOOD TO KNOW IF I EVER CALL IN FOR ANY MORE RADIO TRIVIA QUESTIONS YOU CAN WIN SOME COOL STUFF THAT WAY

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i never really listen to the radio trivia stuff but maybe i should start!

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[italktofish]

HEY IT NEVER HURTS AND THEN SOMETIMES YOU PICK UP SOME WEIRD TRIVIA IT'S ALL GOOD

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i will definitely start then
and maybe i will give you a run for your money in a trivia contest sometime then!!

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[italktofish]

OUTRAGEOUS I LOOK FORWARD TO SUCH COMPETITION

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may the best man win