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savetheearth2013-09-22 11:49 am
selfsame) wrote in savetheearth2013-09-22 11:49 am
[video] slightly backdated
[ The video starts with a view of the ceiling in a dark room. There is muffled rap music in the distance until SUDDENLY it bursts forth and it is no longer muffled in the distance. It is loud and everything is terrible AND THEN! The lights switch on. The camera is slowly pointed at one tiny guy in what is a pigsty of a room. There are cans of Red Bull everywhere and then a thousand million individual beef jerky wrappers piled up beside each can.
The music gets louder and Excalibur is totally grinning shit-wide. He reaches out of the camera's sight and pulls out red shutter shades. He puts them on, leans back in his computer chair, and starts talking really loudly. ]
Hey. Hey. So this numbers shit. Poisoned tap water. Dicking around in the mines. Monsters. Weird lights I totally did not fucking see. Whatever.
Fuck the government. I always knew. That the government was up to basic business. Police? More like pigs. You know what. I think we need a little more of?? Shit stirring. Let's just. Fuck shit up. Vandalize Thunder Corp. Write cryptic messages on bus stops. Beat the shit out of journalists. You feel me?? Cause I do. It's time. To get a little crazy.
So. I decided to start a gang. We're gonna be called the "Badass Bikers" because we're going to be sooooo. Fucking. Badass. And we'll ride bikes. If you want in on this choice gang. Just tell me here. No geezers. No girls. Just a bunch of bros and their motorcycles. I'm the leader.
[ He pauses and then starts to talk again when there is suddenly a bang on his door and it flies open. He totally scrambles to his feet in a hurry. Another person's voice can be heard: ]
Bro. What the... what do you think you're doing at three in the morning. You woke me up with all this bloody racket! You're blessed that Father isn't in tonight-- turn it off and go to sleep! You can't be truant on Monday! Your sleep schedule...
[ Excalibur throws his sunglasses to the ground and stomps on them angrily. ]
Can't you fucking see. That I am broadcasting. A very important message?? I am so fucking busy. Too busy for school. Fuck school. That shit stinks worse than you.
Oh, for crying out loud... Can they see me?
[ No, no one can see Calliope. Not yet. So Excalibur grabs the camera and points at her in all her pajama'd glory. She shrieks and runs down the hall and Excalibur chases after until the cord gets pulled from the computer and that's the note they end on.
Excalibur you are an embarrassment. ]
The music gets louder and Excalibur is totally grinning shit-wide. He reaches out of the camera's sight and pulls out red shutter shades. He puts them on, leans back in his computer chair, and starts talking really loudly. ]
Hey. Hey. So this numbers shit. Poisoned tap water. Dicking around in the mines. Monsters. Weird lights I totally did not fucking see. Whatever.
Fuck the government. I always knew. That the government was up to basic business. Police? More like pigs. You know what. I think we need a little more of?? Shit stirring. Let's just. Fuck shit up. Vandalize Thunder Corp. Write cryptic messages on bus stops. Beat the shit out of journalists. You feel me?? Cause I do. It's time. To get a little crazy.
So. I decided to start a gang. We're gonna be called the "Badass Bikers" because we're going to be sooooo. Fucking. Badass. And we'll ride bikes. If you want in on this choice gang. Just tell me here. No geezers. No girls. Just a bunch of bros and their motorcycles. I'm the leader.
[ He pauses and then starts to talk again when there is suddenly a bang on his door and it flies open. He totally scrambles to his feet in a hurry. Another person's voice can be heard: ]
Bro. What the... what do you think you're doing at three in the morning. You woke me up with all this bloody racket! You're blessed that Father isn't in tonight-- turn it off and go to sleep! You can't be truant on Monday! Your sleep schedule...
[ Excalibur throws his sunglasses to the ground and stomps on them angrily. ]
Can't you fucking see. That I am broadcasting. A very important message?? I am so fucking busy. Too busy for school. Fuck school. That shit stinks worse than you.
Oh, for crying out loud... Can they see me?
[ No, no one can see Calliope. Not yet. So Excalibur grabs the camera and points at her in all her pajama'd glory. She shrieks and runs down the hall and Excalibur chases after until the cord gets pulled from the computer and that's the note they end on.
Excalibur you are an embarrassment. ]
[Video]
And attention-grabby?
I thought we were avoiding police attention.