Victor Dubois || Vaati (
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savetheearth2013-08-28 11:49 pm
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[Victor is sitting in his room looking none too impressed. He's also looking a little different from the last time anyone saw him—despite the poor quality of video, his eyes are very red, and his skin is deathly pale. Practically grey. It blends in weirdly with his bleached hair.
There are shadows flapping around above him. Three guesses as to what they are.]
Greetings and salutations, my fair numberly friends. It appears that I just can't leave you all for very long, sadly. I was quite enjoying having my apartment to myself again.
If anyone would like to fill me in on what's been going on, it would be much appreciated. You can skip the part about the water. Thank god the fabric store is so dead on Wednesday nights, I doubt there's much I could say to explain suddenly turning goth and laughing like a maniac.
... Ah, speaking of— Julia, she seems to have forgotten around the same time I did. I can't say for sure if she'll remain oblivious, but if anyone was wondering what happened to her, well. Now you know.
There are shadows flapping around above him. Three guesses as to what they are.]
Greetings and salutations, my fair numberly friends. It appears that I just can't leave you all for very long, sadly. I was quite enjoying having my apartment to myself again.
If anyone would like to fill me in on what's been going on, it would be much appreciated. You can skip the part about the water. Thank god the fabric store is so dead on Wednesday nights, I doubt there's much I could say to explain suddenly turning goth and laughing like a maniac.
... Ah, speaking of— Julia, she seems to have forgotten around the same time I did. I can't say for sure if she'll remain oblivious, but if anyone was wondering what happened to her, well. Now you know.
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[Seriously, she's practically a hermit herself and her skin has never been that bad.]
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I think I might be turning into a vampire.
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I'd still at least try to tan, if I were you.
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No thanks, I'd rather not take my chances in case this change comes with burning in the sunlight, for vampiric reasons or otherwise.
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I mean for all we know you could have been some villainous wizard with a bat fixation.
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If I'm a wizard, then where's my magic and fabulous hat?
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And obviously your hat is just late because its magical energies are disrupting the delivery ethers.
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Ah, of course. Magical hats can be such a nuisance when it comes to inter-dimensional transportation. I do hope the rabbit doesn't get lost along the way, now that would be a real tragedy.
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[nerrrrrrrrrrrd]
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[wow shut up he can do whatever he wants]
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[totally not set off by thoughts of what her one old friend would think of that, nope]
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But by god, if there's nothing else I can do, I can sure as hell restitch and dye a hat. Mystical wards be damned, I will find a way.
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[She dislikes people that show initiative slightly less than people that don't.]
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Or if you start growing robot arms or the like, I suppose. Maybe rabbit ears.
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hey ps I have a job that pays now so I can actually pay you
hey do you have robot eyes too or are those just boring and normal red
haha normal
ha
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But yes, I finished your jacket. You're lucky, I was about to scrap it entirely before I remembered everything.
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also what's your paypal
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It's dubois.designs@smail.net. If you've got the money for it, then I'll expect my payment in full.
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You might get a really bad eye infection, frankly. I'm pretty much immune because my eyes are made of titanium and steel surrounded by a silicon shell.
Most people have an 8.7-ish base curve and a 14 mm diameter. They're just gonna be uncomfortable as fuck if we do it wrong. Jesus aren't you a cosplayer and you seriously don't know what your contact lens measurements are?
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I'm not a cosplayer, I'm a fashion designer. Just because I do work with mostly cosplayers doesn't mean I partake in the activity myself, you know.
Ugh, this better end up being worth the trouble.. I suppose I could call it a sort of fashion statement, for the time being, but I don't have anything that goes well with red. [priorities.]
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I wear sunglasses a lot on days when I can't deal with the lenses, idk.
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S -- ...Someone went missing -- [Voice on the high side and trailing off.] -- On here. -- Candy. I -- don't know - her last name. ...Someone else would have more to say.
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[not quite believing it yet, but... he doubts it would be worth bringing up at all if it wasn't something serious.]
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Do we know why she was targeted?
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