Octavia Serket-Hunter || Vriska Serket (
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savetheearth2013-08-02 06:09 pm
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- attack on titan: bertholdt fubar,
- attack on titan: eren yeager,
- baccano!: isaac and miria,
- bleach: hollow ichigo,
- doctor who: the doctor,
- homestuck: aradia megido,
- homestuck: dave strider,
- homestuck: john egbert,
- homestuck: kanaya maryam,
- homestuck: karkat vantas,
- homestuck: terezi pyrope,
- homestuck: vriska serket,
- mistborn: vin,
- original: camille,
- tales of symphonia: kratos aurion,
- teen titans: terra,
- touhou project: marisa kirisame,
- yu-gi-oh!: bakura ryou
video; via smartphone
Hah! Hah! Fuck all of you assholes with your stupid dumb fancypants power shit. Fuck you! Because I have a real superpower now. The best and most useful and cool and impressive one and you are all going to feel sorry for ever thinking my abilities were lame!
[ With a triumphant nyaaahh, Octavia sticks her tongue out at her phone and then turns it towards the TV. It's tuned in to one of those 24-hour live shopping channel broadcasts - a female presenter is currently hawking overpriced fake jewellery to the viewers. ]
"...And this beautiful piece can be yours for only three hundred dollars!
But even if you wear this overpriced piece of shit, you won't be as hot as Octavia."
[ While uttering her slightly-suspect words, the presenter has an unsettlingly slack look to her limbs and a completely vacant expression. It's creepy as hell. After she's done speaking she claps her hands over her mouth in surprise, and Octavia turns the phone back towards her own grinning face. ]
Haha! See? I toooooooold youuuuuuuu! I can make anybody do anything I want any time I want to and it is going to be amazing.
[ She may be exaggerating just a teensy bit. (Permissions post is here!) ]
[ With a triumphant nyaaahh, Octavia sticks her tongue out at her phone and then turns it towards the TV. It's tuned in to one of those 24-hour live shopping channel broadcasts - a female presenter is currently hawking overpriced fake jewellery to the viewers. ]
"...And this beautiful piece can be yours for only three hundred dollars!


[ While uttering her slightly-suspect words, the presenter has an unsettlingly slack look to her limbs and a completely vacant expression. It's creepy as hell. After she's done speaking she claps her hands over her mouth in surprise, and Octavia turns the phone back towards her own grinning face. ]
Haha! See? I toooooooold youuuuuuuu! I can make anybody do anything I want any time I want to and it is going to be amazing.
[ She may be exaggerating just a teensy bit. (Permissions post is here!) ]
video;
If you keep trying to make this less fun for me, I will mind control you into clucking like a chicken.
[ WHERE ARE YOUR TRICKSY WORDS NOW? ]
video;
[ THEY ARE STILL THERE, TYVM. ]
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[ SURELY THIS CAN ONLY GO AS PLANNED
~*SURELY*~ ]
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video; 2/3
Wow there is no compulsion to behave like a chicken. ]
video; 3/3
[ That was weird. She's not going to get used to that feeling. ]
video;
Wait, what? You can't just-- YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DOING IT! Do the thing!
video;
[ So she WON'T. So...there.
She half considers mentioning the echoey feeling, but... ]
It's a really childish way to end an argument still!
video;
[ ALL THE MANIPUL8TION ATTEMPTS AND STUPID GRIMACEFACES AND HISSING AND RAGE ]
What the everliving fuck!
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[ A...pparently...
Granted she's not actively doing anything but. ]
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[ Because she can't be the villain in this scenario wow that would be silly ]
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I don't think I'm a villain! I think I'm just a robot. A dead one. I mean, was???
It's all very unclear honestly. I was a robot and then I died.
[ shrugs. ]
Also you're referring to Lex Luther, and I am not evil! I'm not the one mind-controlling people into things!
video;
[ So much accusatory pointing. And armwaving. And her hair may be poofing up like an angry cat. It does that, okay, don't question the hair. ]
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Ugh, I don't want to be an evil nemesis, I don't actually want to argue that much!
[ Aria can't talk about ridiculous hair as is. ]
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Evil.
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[ SHE IS NOT AN EVIL ROBOT.
She's...pretty sure she's not an evil robot!!
What if she's an evil robot? ]
I'm sorry your mind control didn't - no, that's wrong! I am not sorry it didn't work on me! But I'm sorry you're so upset about it and I wish you'd stop calling me evil. It's rude! Especially coming from someone doing more morally questionable things than me!
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BETTER SHOOT IT THE FUCK DOWN WITH DENIAL ]
Except calling the good guys' actions "morally questionable" [fingerquotes] is exactly the kind of thing a manipulative bad guy would do!
To make them doubt themselves. So they have a crisis of self! And then you can pummel them until they barf blood everywhere you sick robot fuck.
video;
[ This is going nowhere fast. ]
Why would I pummel anyone?! And that is weirdly specific for an accusation, just so you know!!
Look, do I have to make a verbal contract with YOU, too?
video;
Waity-wait wait, what kind of verbal contract?
video;
If I promise not to kill and or pummel you ever, will you stop being weird about this? Karson got weird too and that was the only way to make him stop.
[ she joked about sacrificing him to the google gods, he didn't take it well. ]