savetheearth | [text; sketchbook]

[The first thing to appear is a series of sketches of what seems to be a squirrel with a human nose; Alan wrote down the numbers while doodling. There's a long pause as he notices something strange is going on and glances over the network. More sketches appear as he tries to take in all this new information, but eventually he decides to go ahead and actually write something.]

ok so Ive been trying to figure this thing out. like I have no idea how this shit works when Im not even online? or ON A COMPUTER??? what the fuck is that even. but I guess if jackets can appear out of nowhere its not that much of a leap to weird random number network things.

but anyway the point is that I saw some stuff about defending the earth? is that for real? because if so then fuck yes I am in.

also. whether or not this is for real or some crazyass arg? this network thing is seriously lacking some artwork. there needs to be a badass banner or something at least. I wouldnt mind whipping something up for you guys. no bragging or anything but Im a pretty good artist.

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[ no alan no
don't legitimise her self-image as being The Drama Chick YOU WILL NEVER BE RID OF HER ]

Right! Tavia. And you're...

[ handwave handwave SO BAD AT NAMES ]

...the enthusiastic one. Shouty.

[he meant that you're dramatic okay]

Alan. I'm not shouty.

Right! Alan. Old shouty Alan. Loud Al. High-volume-Allie.

Stop that! I am not shouty!

Getting a little mad there, Built-In-Microphone McGee?

[ LAUGHING LIKE A TOOL

it's not a mean laugh really BUT IT'S A LAUGH NONETHELESS ]

I'm not mad, those nicknames are just really stupid!

And completely inaccurate, right?

[ pointed staaaaaaaare ]

My bad, Whispers! Muffles. Tippytoes Quietbottom~

OH MY GOD STOP WITH THE NICKNAMES.

ASK NICELY INSTEAD OF TRYING TO BOSS ME AROUND, SCREECHLORD.

I DO WHAT I WANT.

I HAVE SHOUTED DOWN LOUDER SHOUTHOLES THAN YOU, HOLLERBOY. GIVE IT UP.

I REFUSE TO GIVE IT UP

[ jesus christ ]

YOU WILL GIVE IT UP AND I WILL WIN AND I WILL DANCE IN A TRIUMPHANTLY SEXY WAY OVER YOUR BROKEN BATTERED BODY.

YOU WILL NEVER DEFEAT ME. I WILL NEVER GIVE UP AS LONG AS I CAN STILL SHOUT AND I CAN SHOUT A FUCKING LONG TIME

[ JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THAT IS SOME QUALITY YELLING ]

Is-- [excuse her while she clears her throat, she's flagging a little]

IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO?!

[ she knows she's beaten ok

FINISH HER ]

YOU WISH! I'LL KEEP GOING FOREVER IF I HAVE TO!!

[As he screams that last part, there is actual steam coming off him holy shit. He doesn't seem to notice.]

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