[Mort also activates a video feed with his webcam. He's got no idea how to respond to the cheerful little basketball.]

Ah...yes, I'm a networker, you could say...

[Yeah, no idea how to talk to robots. He pulls out what looks like a silver and gray can, pops the top, and it turns into a small grasshopper-like robot.]

This is the one I got. It doesn't talk.