[The adage is that cats always land on their feet. That's only if they're expecting the fall or have long enough to twist around. Gomez only manages to twist halfway around before he hits, and he scampers several feet away, puffed up and unhappy-looking, to furiously start licking the fur on his back down.]

You didn't have to drop me!

[He says it between licks, in fits and starts, so that it takes about twice as long to say.]