audio - phone - good morning, starshine, the earth says hello

[sweetas]

[The voice is new, female and rather flustered.]

Whoa...did...? Oh--oh my gosh, it went through! It's work--er, um, sorry! I'm sorry, I'm being rude. Um, hello, my name is Candy, I'm calling because--well--I-I think I might have received this number accidentally some time ago? I just--er, at this point, I guess I'd just like to know whose number this is? I'm sorry, I know I'm rambling, but--yeah, that's about it.

...

...Hello? Is anyone there?

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audio;

[enrages]

Nope.

audio;

[sweetas]

Well...I'm sure you'll figure it out someday.

audio;

[enrages]

No, I don't to figure it out. [ suddenly feisty???? ]

audio;

[sweetas]

What? Why not?

audio;

[enrages]

Because that's all people ever talk about! "Oh, Karson, I don't actually care about you as a person, but what do you want to do when you grow up?" "Hey, what college are you going to?" "Have you been applying for jobs and mapping out your future?"

Fuck you, I'm not following your goal-oriented, capitalist meta-narrative.

audio;

[sweetas]

...Uhhhhh....okay! Well. Whatever...floats your boat, I guess!

audio;

[enrages]

Thank you for respecting my freedom to do nothing.

audio;

[sweetas]

You're, uh, welcome!