savetheearth | audio - phone - good morning, starshine, the earth says hello

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audio - phone - good morning, starshine, the earth says hello

[The voice is new, female and rather flustered.]

Whoa...did...? Oh--oh my gosh, it went through! It's work--er, um, sorry! I'm sorry, I'm being rude. Um, hello, my name is Candy, I'm calling because--well--I-I think I might have received this number accidentally some time ago? I just--er, at this point, I guess I'd just like to know whose number this is? I'm sorry, I know I'm rambling, but--yeah, that's about it.

...

...Hello? Is anyone there?

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Well look at me. I've had three events happen to me and I'm still completely human. Well, take my word for it.

Alright, then. Sorry, I've just always been a bit of a worrywort.

Perfectly natural considering everything you've just learned. Sorry for surprising you with the whole "write the number down" thing, but you probably wouldn't have believed me if I'd told you.

It's okay. I think I'm just starting to get a handle on things.

You say that, then one of the talking cats will show up and make you feel like a bad person.

Oh jeez that already happened. I screamed in the poor thing's face :(

Ouch. Well, I doubt it'll hold that against you. I think I offended it.

It must be strange to *be* a talking cat. I wonder if all animals talk and we just can't understand them? Actually, I've wondered that since I was like five...

From my talking to the cat, it looks like it? So, good on all those kids shows that have animals talking to eachother.

Who knew that Disney knew the answers all along? lol

Maybe he was secretly six cats in a man suit?

Oh jeez that explains everything!

Yes! That's why Disney hasn't been making so many animal movies anymore, people were starting to catch on!

lmao!!!

Ok, NOW I feel better about surprising you with the text.

lol everything worked out I guess :)

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