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I'm not sure what exactly happened two days ago, but I don't like it.

[Woah, is that.. yep! Regina has gained the ability to speak.]

I'd like to help out where I can, but... I'm not exactly fit to give anything. Unless anyone wants to pet me. I can let them pet me. That was weird, though... ever since I watched that video where that weird human was talking, I can speak human-talk.

[Her eyes widen a bit, and she perks up.] Oh, I have to talk to Gogo! Gogo and Fay and that boy that gives my humans "pizza" sometimes and likes talking to me, can you all please contact me? That is, assuming that you're all okay.

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Dogs are dumb anyway.

I don't know. You can train a dog. From what I hear, you can't train a cat.

You can train a cat, but it has to be something a cat can use for themselves. For example... our humans trained my sister and I to hunt lizards and bugs, and taught us about the litter box. But you can't train us to sit or roll over when you ask. We wouldn't get anything out of that.

That's ... ok that's a pretty good point. What about fetching the paper?

Why would I do that? Those things weigh as much as me and the plastic around them is the only way to carry it and it tastes gross. And I don't get anything out of that.

I don't know? Do something nice for your humans?

If they drag in a cat condo for me by their teeth I'll consider bringing them the paper.

That's ... actually a good point. Pulling something like that can't be very comfortable. Sorry.

[Thomas is learning so much about cats. Mostly that they're exactly how people imagine them to be.]

Being your servant is a job for dogs, because they are big and dumb. Cats and small and smart, so they take care of themselves and - if you're lucky - their human too. I may bring you a meal or two but I'm not going to take your complaints if it's not something you want to eat.

[Regina: Fulfilling all assumptions humans make about cats since 2013.]

I get it I get it. You have alot of very good points. I've never had pets so this has been very informative.

Well, you seem like a person who would want to own a dog. So I'd prefer you didn't get a pet.

... I feel like that's sort of an insult.

It sort of is. [Casual grooming is go.] People who want dogs are the people who expect to be loved by their pet no matter what they do, and have a servant for them. People who want cats understand there's more meaning in an actual friendship than in a servant.

I thought that was the reason most people had kids.

[Trying some casual joking to get over the fact a cat is trying to lecture him.]

[She shakes her head.]

Kits are much more important. They become everything once you have them. A cat is just a friend that keeps you company and takes care of you; a kitten - or whatever humans call their kittens - is for people who are sure they're done exploring the world, and are ready to stand aside for someone else to take their path for them.

I meant that more about the dogs. Either way, it sounds like cats sort of have things better put together than most people I've met.

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