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[enrages]

hey, hey you worthless piece of garbage. i swear to god, if this is the result of Obamacare implanting numbers in my mind, i'm going to backflip straight into the sun propelled solely by my fists and the screams you'll unleash as i pummel you to death.
if it's not Obamacare, it's basically me being a genius and hacking into your super secret baby playhouse for government adults who think they own the world.
guess what, kids? i'm gonna fuck your shit up.
and you'll never catch me.
no matter how hard you try, no matter how many drones strikes you send my way!
i'm 15 million steps ahead of your pathetic attempts at being intellectual, because i already thought of that.
so keep fondling your collective, but *singular* brain cell you call the CIA, and pray to god for a single iota of my brilliance.
i've got to be still for about 8 seconds so you can triangulate my position, right?
well, outsmarted you there!! i'm tEXTING WHILE DRIVING, YOU'LL NEVER FIGURE OUT MY LOCATION, JUST FUCKING TRY IT!
MAKE MY DAY!!
*I DARE YOU.*
THE PATRIOT ACT IS SHIT!
OBAMA, YOU ARE THE CANCER THAT HAS TAKEN AMERICA BACK BEHIND THE SHED AND PUT IT DOWN OL' YELLER STYLE!!!
RON PAUL 2016!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



if this
isn't
a secret government network meant to monitor the disruptive (read: right) members of society...
then




fuck.
i dont know what to say.
uh.
hey.

Comments

[hoennmaihime]

I'm exceptionally polite actually, you'll find. I just don't waste my time on people who aren't prepared to return the same courtesy.

Do you even know how to be polite, Valenti?

[enrages]

no.

[hoennmaihime]

[holy shit your parents are terrible]

Pretty sure you should learn. If you want to go anywhere in life, that it.

[enrages]

[ that's it. he's pulling his car over for this one. ]

jesus fucking chrysler, you sound just like my shitty dad.
what if i don't want to go anywhere in life, huh???
ever think of that???????
the american dream is DEAD, kiddo.
it died when we put obama in office.
assholes suffering from brain famine (like you) just spend all your time perpetuating the stereotypes that if you work hard, you'll be able to do anything you want!!!!
you forget that you need to have money, that you need to adhere to social standards of beauty and success, that you need to be born into the proper society, that you have to have all sorts of assfuckingly ridiculous qualifying factors, and if you don't your whole life is summed up with doritos and flatulence and lovestains and sadness.
no matter how hard you work or how well you've learned your dumb dumb manners.

[hoennmaihime]

Oh. God, you're really dumb, huh?

Your American dream is stupid, always has been. Obama has nothing to do with it. It's amazing how many of you don't see that it's designed to get your poor to play along and shut up. The idea that you can do anything if you just work hard is stupid and untrue.

And I can't believe how selfish you are, endangering the lives of the innocent civilians around you to go on your stupid diatribe. Do you even have a single hand on the steering wheel right now?

[enrages]

die cis scum

[hoennmaihime]

...what?

[she can't even be mad what the fuck]

[enrages]

you heard me, punk and/or punkess and/or gender neutral term of punk.
die you cis piece of shit.
i mean, seriously.
you were just aggressively agreeing with me??
are you even reading what i'm typing here?
i had to fucking pull over to the side of the road, fight my dog off my lap, and school you properly, and your response is some inane non sequitur that, logically, proves that you're agreeing with me in an unnecessarily aggressive manner.
juxtaposition:
you - "Your American dream is stupid, always has been. Obama has nothing to do with it. It's amazing how many of you don't see that it's designed to get your poor to play along and shut up. The idea that you can do anything if you just work hard is stupid and untrue."
me - "the american dream is DEAD, kiddo."
that's literally the exact same thing, repeated with various levels of eloquence.
what the fuck's up with that???
chill your metaphysical equivalent of tits, man/woman/other.
you don't need to disagree with me just to disagree.
or, in this case, aggressively agree with me just to be aggressive.

[hoennmaihime]

what. is. a. cis.

...You just want to be angry, huh.

[but it's true, she isn't paying a whole lot of attention to what he's saying anymore]

[enrages]

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=cis+scum

[hoennmaihime]

so you're transgender?

[enrages]

no.
but i check my privileged on a minutely basis.

[hoennmaihime]

so you're cis scum too?

why are you self-hating?

and what does gender have to do with whether someone's an asshole or not anyway?

[enrages]

checking privilege is the only way to fight off the negative impacts of being cis-gendered.
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=check+your+privilege+%20

[hoennmaihime]

...did you even look at the results? Because they say you're wrong.

[enrages]

they're wrong.

[hoennmaihime]

Then why did you send me the link?

[enrages]

because i'm trying to educate you on the very basics here.
while yeah, sure, they're wrong as rain, it doesn't mean you can't learn shit from them.
open your mind a little bit, will you???
jesus chriiiist.

[hoennmaihime]

You're the worst teacher I've ever seen.

[enrages]

sounds like you've had some shittyass teachers, then.

sorry this is late i was showing my little brother karson and jack's log

[hoennmaihime]

I've had the very best, actually~

unlike someone

oh godjhdfsglkjdfhlsgkdf

[enrages]

was that a classist insult

c:

[hoennmaihime]

I guess so

but it's your fault for letting your freakishly ignorant flag fly to begin with.

[enrages]

so because i don't have access to the same socio-economic situation you do, i should keep silent?
wow
woooooooooowwww.
woowowowowowowowowowowowowwowoww.
i am wowowowowing as hard and as fast as i can, and it will never express how disappointed i am in you right now.

[hoennmaihime]

No

But you should seriously use google a lot more than you do. Especially given how much you love to link it, hypocrite.