Oh damn, Shou would know what to do that's for sure. Now the question is do I really wanna start all out war?

[The answer is probably yes. Because that sounds hilarious. Oh no, serious questions and serious answers.]

Two of Hearts? Got it... I imagine I'm gonna have to figure out how to hold you down to manage that, yeah?

[It isn't lost on him just how much Hajime has to trust him to tell him this. He's touched, honestly, it means a lot to have that kind of faith put in him. He'll try not to let you down, Hajime.]

I don't really know if there's a way to turn mine off, beat me up until I run out of energy? Covering my eyes works sometimes, at least if it's not you I'm after...

[Like a dog that fixates on a target, break his concentration and it might be possible to get him to let up. Maybe. At least Hajime has a sure-fire method all Tony has to do is manage to get him to hold still for a few seconds.]

No... Heh, it's funny, you know? I used to be terrified of getting into fights, wouldn't hurt a fly. Now what's happened? Gotta say I don't feel bad about what I did to his car though, he deserved it.

[Yes if Hajime happened to have seen that wreck, that was Tony's handiwork. Oops.]