[He gives a shrug that says "fair enough," watching her take out her notebook as he puts the finishing touches on her latte.]

It's no hoax, and it's absolutely true. In fact, rumors probably don't do the reality justice; they're real and they've been monitoring Earth for awhile because of the strange activity occurring here.

[He holds up a canister.]

Whipped cream, or no?

[She looks like the kind of girl who probably watches her figure.]