[UH EXCUSE ME THAT'S HIS MOM YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT HERE. Jayden looks vaguely enraged, but he forces himself to take a deep breath and not just throw a punch. Because, to be fair, it's a decently logical question.]

Awww c'mon man, can we not with the vivid descriptions here? I don't know, I never asked her about that shit. How old are you, anyway?