"No way I'm cutting myself on that." Hajime snorts. "Last thing anyone needs to see around here is green blood." There was a reason he'd been obsessively carrying bandaids around and had been since this green blood thing started. "But blood's a hazard anyway and I'd have to sanitize everything; I'd rather not."

He moves to go to the kitchen. "I'm going to go get some udon, and when I get back, there had better not be blood everywhere."