Hang on, give him a moment to piece that toge-- "You haven't told her?" He hissed softly, shaking his head. Hajime, you're really asking for trouble at this rate. "She's not wrong, technically." He murmured. "What's a cosplayer?" Cue the baffled expression.

Food, the number one guaranteed way to distract him. Unless he was particularly dead set on something anyway. "You know me, I'm not picky."