“Then make sure it’s threatening,” Emil says, starting to warm up. “Add a note or something. Make it look like it’s from your mate who prefers to stay in the sewer but hears all the news from the human world, she’s really pissed about Herman Mills spreading lies about her faithful husband and if he doesn’t stop then she’ll bite his head off and lay her eggs down his throat.”

He’s clearly enjoying making this crap up on the fly. Maybe it might be best to shut him up before he gets too creative...