"They said his name," Emil says, helpfully. "Hold on, I'll look it up for you..."

He whips his phone out. A quick look at the Energy Up website is all that's needed to find out the culprit's name. "There-- Herman Mills, blogger at Extreme Cryptobluhbluh." A few more seconds and Emil holds his phone up to show Hajime Herman Mills' facebook page.

"Knock yourself out."