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[abhero]

i’m fucking sick of this echo bullshit
FUCKING SICK
this crap got me FIRED today and now i have to explain it to mom and find something else
any suggestions for a 16 yr old that don’t include constantly dealing w/people
i don’t think i should do customer service anymore
god i HATE this personality rewriting shit I REALLY FUCKING HATE IT JFC IT’S RUINING MY LIFE

[Guess who echoed back an explosive temper that got him into a screaming match with a particularly rude customer. Turns out bosses don’t appreciate workers who call customers “you stupid fucking asshole” and throw their groceries on the floor.]

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[abhero]

NO I DO NOT WANT THE DAMN CUPCAKES

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[originaloddcouple]

Alright, I can make something else if you want.

[Miria no.]

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[abhero]

can you make a big pie and throw it in the asshole who got me fired's face
and put hot sauce in his so his eyes will burn

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[originaloddcouple]

Sounds violent?

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[abhero]

you are the most unhelpful person ever
FINE i'll just have to throw his car in a dumpster or something

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[originaloddcouple]

Or you could not? Be the better man!

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[abhero]

nah throwing his car sounds more satisfying

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[originaloddcouple]

But then you could forever know that you're better than him!

[You have corrupted in within a minute or two Emil. Dear god.]

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[abhero]

i already know i'm better than him bc he's an ASSHOLE!!!

[What is self awarness?]

he deserves it
it's justice
he made me lose my paycheck so i'm gonna make him spend money on getting his car out of the dumpster

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[originaloddcouple]

But then wouldn't he know that it was you?

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[abhero]

no bc i'm going to be sneaky about it

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[originaloddcouple]

How sneaky?

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[abhero]

so sneaky he won't ever know who put his car in the dumpster ofc!!!

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[originaloddcouple]

That's pretty darn sneaky!

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[abhero]

ikr??????? it's perfect
want me to send you a picture after i'm done

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[originaloddcouple]

Go ahead!

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[abhero]

[About an hour later, he sends a picture of a car stuck in a dumpster. It's upside down and completely vertical. A lot of thought was put into presentation.

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[originaloddcouple]

[Very well done. He gets a picture of a thumbs up as a response.]

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[abhero]

ty! i feel a lot better now

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[originaloddcouple]

That's great! Keep up that good spirit!