[Well, that's a bit annoying, but he'll take what he can get. Who is this fellow that he wants to hide this much? Still, he can kind of understand, so the email follows from "countingsheep@gmail.com":]

Unnamed fellow Tolkien fan:

This is number #####. I do hope this doesn't open another network connection. If it does, I am closing it immediately. I'm hoping you have some information for me.

Yours,
Randall Lyall