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savetheearth2014-05-09 02:34 pm
sucrosity) wrote in savetheearth2014-05-09 02:34 pm
video, action;
[ Video feed opens on - what looks to be the frame of an RC car, with a bug net attached to a lever on the back. Visible from above is a mass of exposed wires and a single microphone. (That can't be safe.) From the playground distantly visible, it's probably running around in the park somewhere, and for a moment the car running back and forth across grass, its lever swinging, is all that plays.
Then Yoko leans into the frame from the side with a small smile, and starts to talk. ]
So there's a whole lot of... serious stuff going on now. [ She looks down, then backs up, more serious. ] It's scary, no matter how much I remember that's scarier.
[The video moves until it gets set down on something, and she turns her whole body toward it, sitting down cross-legged. The RC car climbs the slope behind her to continue chasing its prey - she's very prominently not holding a car remote. ]
I think 'we can all work together!' is kind of... naive, I guess. So instead, I'm just gonna say 'don't be afraid to ask for help'. [ She turns her head to watch the RC car, which is creeping along the wooden ledge around a plot of bushes. ]
J, be careful! [ She turns back, shaking her head. ] Help is... kind of why I'm, you know, here, actually. Juicy said not many people downloaded the app. If things are getting more serious, then - he needs to learn everything he can. He's kind of annoying, but he's a good friend, so... if you have space, think about downloading it? Dad said J's not keeping any tracking data because the only place that matters to him is the one he can move by himself. [ She points with her thumb over her shoulder toward the car. ] If he learns enough, he might get his actual body back sooner, and then no one has to worry about the noisy robot asking stupid stuff about what they're doing. You know? He's like a robot kid.
[ And speak of the devil - clearly visible behind her, the RC car goes toppling over onto its side. A speaker plays the chorus of the Beatles' Help, and Yoko sighs, then gets up to go right the car, brushing dirt off of it. ]
Juicy, how many times is that now?
[ A robotic voice howls 'my stag beetle!', then Darth Vader's 'NOOOOOO', as Yoko carries the car back to where she was sitting, talking as she goes - ] Oh, shut up, there aren't even any stag beetles in Jersey!
[ She sets the car down, and it immediately moves around her. J starts rattling off the Wikipedia article about ants as he moves toward the camera. Yoko just talks over him. ] If you wanted to know about... the app... or J, then I guess I can tell you what I know. J, stop standing in front of me! [ The lever on the RC car moves, and the camera goes crashing, before turning off. ]
Then Yoko leans into the frame from the side with a small smile, and starts to talk. ]
So there's a whole lot of... serious stuff going on now. [ She looks down, then backs up, more serious. ] It's scary, no matter how much I remember that's scarier.
[The video moves until it gets set down on something, and she turns her whole body toward it, sitting down cross-legged. The RC car climbs the slope behind her to continue chasing its prey - she's very prominently not holding a car remote. ]
I think 'we can all work together!' is kind of... naive, I guess. So instead, I'm just gonna say 'don't be afraid to ask for help'. [ She turns her head to watch the RC car, which is creeping along the wooden ledge around a plot of bushes. ]
J, be careful! [ She turns back, shaking her head. ] Help is... kind of why I'm, you know, here, actually. Juicy said not many people downloaded the app. If things are getting more serious, then - he needs to learn everything he can. He's kind of annoying, but he's a good friend, so... if you have space, think about downloading it? Dad said J's not keeping any tracking data because the only place that matters to him is the one he can move by himself. [ She points with her thumb over her shoulder toward the car. ] If he learns enough, he might get his actual body back sooner, and then no one has to worry about the noisy robot asking stupid stuff about what they're doing. You know? He's like a robot kid.
[ And speak of the devil - clearly visible behind her, the RC car goes toppling over onto its side. A speaker plays the chorus of the Beatles' Help, and Yoko sighs, then gets up to go right the car, brushing dirt off of it. ]
Juicy, how many times is that now?
[ A robotic voice howls 'my stag beetle!', then Darth Vader's 'NOOOOOO', as Yoko carries the car back to where she was sitting, talking as she goes - ] Oh, shut up, there aren't even any stag beetles in Jersey!
[ She sets the car down, and it immediately moves around her. J starts rattling off the Wikipedia article about ants as he moves toward the camera. Yoko just talks over him. ] If you wanted to know about... the app... or J, then I guess I can tell you what I know. J, stop standing in front of me! [ The lever on the RC car moves, and the camera goes crashing, before turning off. ]
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juicys some kinda ai right? i remember some1 mentioned him b4
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or is he remote controllin it
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[Kara knows nothing about AIs and robots and shit, so it's kind of a neat concept to think about. it feels like something out of one of the billion movies she's watched more than anything else]
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(also ill download the app this looks rly cool)
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I'd be happy to help! All I need to do is get an app? Where do I get it? How?
sorry, i've been... busy
Make sure you quit the app before you sleep, or he'll ping you until you tell him good night...
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video; sorry this is late...
Get the app and resist the urge to spike your phone. [ The sound of him recounting another Wikipedia article about crickets suddenly increases. ] He... likes bugs a lot. Um... the app is... [ There's some scrambling, then a link to a webpage comes up. ] Here.
There's links there, for the different app stores! And browser plug-in, but you'd have to be a masochist for that, I think.
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I am a good friend. Let's be friends.
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like that shit costs moeny
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wait
he cant like
reprogram my phone can he
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Or maybe if I get smart enough I will echo my body back. That is full of processing power.
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Video, and no problem!
Aaah, alright, I've got an Android phone, so... there! There it is! Aah... a browser plug-in? [Rosa may get how to use her phone, but computers themselves are a little mysterious, still...] What's that for? Because I could get that! If it'll help him?
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[aka YOU CAN'T LEARN EVERYTHING ABOUT A NATION'S CULTURE THROUGH THEIR MOVIES KARA]
I would be very pleased to help, if he does not mind being chatted at during odd hours! I do most of my social talking very late in the night.
[timezones and shit, you know how it is]
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He doesn't really sleep, so it doesn't matter to him!
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[she laughs a little sheepishly. no matter how many times it happens she always feels a teensy bit stupid]
That is wonderful! Then I would be happy to be helpful and do the chatting.
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[ She grins. ] He'll be happy to hear that. Thank you! [ A pause, some tapping, and then a link to a webpage will come up for Kara. ]
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[Kara isn't actually sure if this is an actual English saying, but she figures that freestyling it can't hurt]
Ah, thank you so much! I will do my best to be helpful. [THIS IS A DANGEROUS THING THAT HAS JUST BEEN DONE THERE IS NOW SOMEONE WHO WILL TALK TO KARA LIKE 24/7]