Video (forward-dated to around when school starts)

[boredallready]

[It looks like Lloyd is using his phone and standing outside of Locke City High near a section of wall that is otherwise abandoned. The quick glances from side to side before he speaks confirm that much.]

Okay, Dad wouldn't answer me on the way to school and you guys are usually pretty good at knowing stuff. What all are you allowed to do when you're 18?

[He grins.]

'Cause guess how old I am today~

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voice;

[jailbreaks]

Congrats, you can go to prison now. And smoke!

[Please don't listen to him...]

video

[youngestone]

Smoke, get tried as an adult, go to Canada and drink, buy M and R rated things, get drafted....really, not a whole lot?

voice

[onecream_fivesugar]

It's your birthday? Happy birthday!

♪ Happy birthday to you! ♪
♪ Happy birthday to you~! ♪
♪ Happy birthdaaaay deeeaaar-

dear... ♪ Dear whoever you are! ♪

♪ Happy birthday to you! ♪

[voice]

[spellfire]

Everything you could do before, just don't get caught~

audio;

[waltharius]

A handful of things -- most of which I'm sure you know by now.

But just because you can doesn't mean you should.

Voice

[sjokolade]

You tell me, I have no idea but I know that you can vote, buy a lottery ticket, and go to a club!

And probably a bunch of other stuff I haven't even known about either!

[Audio]

[dead_black_eyes]

The actual answer is that you still can't do anything worthwhile. Cigarettes are bad for you, lottery tickets are a tax on stupid people, clubs are loud, voting doesn't actually make a difference.

What is your name?

[pheromonecoffee]

Quit school, buy from infomercials, go onto porn sites without lying about your age, get a tattoo, change your name, and smoke.

Basically all the stuff that could destroy you yesterday, because somehow in the last twenty four hours, you gained the ability to make good life choices.

[... That was all said completely deadpan. He looks serious. And then he pauses for a beat and smiles.]

If you don't want to go morally bankrupt, you can buy a lighter, white out and super glue legally now. Or you can open an eBay account. Welcome to adulthood.

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[stopinthenameofawe]

[jfc she was eight when you were born]

I think everyone else got most of them... not sure how 'get married' didn't show yet. Happy birthday.

voice;

[boredallready]

What the- But those both suck!

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[boredallready]

Oh. Yeah, I guess none of that really does sound that exciting. [Maybe buying M and R stuff but it's not like he hasn't seen it before...] Why do people make such a big deal about it then?

voice

[boredallready]

[He laughs a little.]

My name's Lloyd. Thanks, uh, whoever you are!

[voice]

[boredallready]

So...wait, you're saying I can do less stuff?

audio;

[boredallready]

I know, I'm not gonna smoke or anything like that. I just wanna know if there's anything cool that nobody's told me about!

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[youngestone]

Because we're legally adults and can do most adult things. Drinking and renting a car, not so much.

[voice]

[spellfire]

Well, you're expected to know better.

But fuck that. Do what you want.

Voice

[boredallready]

Oh wow, I didn't think about any of those! Not really sure if there's much to do at a club, but it all sounds new! Thanks!

[Audio]

[boredallready]

R-Really? I knew about cigarettes, but is the rest really not that good? They were making a big deal about voting the last couple times it happened...

[boredallready]

Wait, you can quit school?! Like high school?! [What have you done...] Nobody had mentioned tattoos yet either! I dunno why I'd change my name though, especially since it already did... Umm, what was wrong with white out and glue before?

I dunno, most of it doesn't sound that bad! I already know smoking's stupid and porn is pretty much just all the same in the end, right?

[Audio]

[dead_black_eyes]

I've been legally allowed to vote for 7 years. I never have. If a person really believes in a candidate, that's good on them, I suppose, but can you say you ever actually have?

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[boredallready]

[jfc and you're doing WHAT with his birth father?! Not that he knows yet...]

o thnx i cnt get maryd neway cuz i don hav a gurlfrend

[pheromonecoffee]

Don't quit school.

Seriously, don't quit school there's only two months left.

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[stopinthenameofawe]

[that'll be fun]

That's never stopped people. [...wait this is Karl's kid. Probably should at least try a little.] But probably not the best idea anyway.

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[boredallready]

But you just told me the adult things, didn't you? It doesn't really sound like it's that important anymore...

voice

[onecream_fivesugar]

I'm Robyn! Hope you have a good day, Lloyd.

Sorry your birthday landed on a school day, but you better have fun regardless!