He makes a moue, pretty sure she's gonna be grossed out. Then again, he does so love grossing her out. He smirks. "Weeelll, it looks like me and him had a little thing going on before I left on my trip and after I came back, at least a little. So I guess that makes me bisexual! Or whatever it is you're calling it nowadays."

He raises his eyebrows, grinning aggressively. "And now you know all my secrets."