"More like my Calc class grades kept me out," she grumbles, "what good's your fancy reputation doing me, huh?" She rolls her eyes. "You're too old for house-egging."

He's so transparent, and that's before he starts to talk. "Ooooh no," she says, "don't you start with the guilt trip, mister. I am moving into the dorms like a normal college student so you're not in all of my business." She stares him down, chin raised high.