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OK so I've never seen a network like this before. Ever. It's weird. It's not a forum, it's not really like Facebook or anything. I googled the stupid numbers on my phone that have been in my head for the past week and this is the crap I got? I tried to read through some of it, but all I'm seeing is stuff about weird memories and stuff like that and what the fuck ever are you all insane?

[he sighs and there's a pause on his end. Then;]

Alright... My name is Shiro Nakamura. And I am more confused now than I ever have been in my life. Can someone give me the Cliffnotes version? Pretty please?

Look. I'll even make it worth your while to explain this crap to me. Everyone likes fresh cookies, right? You will get a huge box of cookies from me, with love and chocolate chips.

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[[Have a fowarded text]]

Welcome to Wonderland.

woah ok. ok for showing me this you get half a dozen cookies. the guy who made it gets a box

Can give him mine too. Hell of alot easier than trying to explain anything because honestly, not much of this make sense.

Being insane would be easier than this.

so let me see if I've got this straight. people are getting weird powers and memories and items and whatever for no apparent reason, the cops are crooked, some guy got killed for no reason either, and then MAYBE the police are turning into dogs. does that about cover this weirdness

after reading the cliffnotes i kind of want to go to sleep and hope that this is a weird dream. wouldn't be the first time I dreamed about the internet and it probably won't be the last.

And there are mind control statues that give off a huge beam of energy when broken. And for a little while birds with teeth and cats with hands.

And there's also a talking horse. And cat.

yep im done this is all a really elaborate joke, right? is this like some sort of roleplaying game that I stumbled into?

Edited 2013-05-20 01:10 (UTC)

Sorry to dash your hopes. [Not really, but hey. Sarcasm doesn't transfer well over text.]

you do realize how impossible all of this is

I wish. If it were an RPG I'd have gotten at least three spells by now. And a cool sword or staff.

Gee, I must have missed that. [And yet the sarcasm comes through loud and clear, here.]

Two months ago, I'd have agreed with you. Things have changed.

so this is real. people are really suddenly remembering things they never knew before and there really is all that stuff in the post. is one of those statues still around? maybe if I saw it for myself.

what changed

Yeah. There's 3 of them at that art exhibit thing that the papers were creaming themselves over.

It'll hit home the first time you get a big flashback or see someone use a superpower.

oh I read about that. thought it was sort of stupid, but... I guess I should check it out. See if they really do control minds, huh? lol. Flashback? Is that what... look. when the numbers appeared, so did a weird hallucination. It FELT like a memory, but it was impossible.

I was around for a lot of the stuff in the cliffnotes. It all happened. Oh, and I'm a walking freezer now.

I think most of them are. I got one of going head to head fighting a pharaoh and his priests in Egypt, and another one fighting against myself in split frame over a TRPG. Crazy shit. But I'm pretty sure at least the Egypt stuff is real since I managed to summon something from it and everybody saw it.

Yeah mine was... I was in a city that was underwater and I could breathe but it still felt like drowning. I've had bad dreams about it every night since. Summon something? Bullshit.

you could just be lying. wait what

Two story high giant half man half snake monster. Totally summoned it in front of a group of people and everything.

So something with fish people? Or just like Atlanteans or something?

I don't gain anything by lying about this.

I gained the power to freeze things.

[A fellow with yellow catlike eyes is lazily grinning with a dry-erase marker in a brownish-lit public bathroom mirror - he's stopped the door with some heavy object or two. Under this newbie's text he writes:]

1st dibs on any leftovers.

Edited 2013-05-20 01:38 (UTC)

Can you do it again? No. It was kind of like a dream, you know? where you know something isn't right even if it doesn't seem that way. It was just a normal town, like a suburb. It wasn't SUPPOSED to be underwater. It was wrong.

prove it. that isn't just something I'm going to take at face value!

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