[video] the conspiracies don't start till i walk in

[gogoghostpowers]

[It is 3 am. Danny's hair is disheveled, and he is in his freemasonry-symbol pajamas. His face is lit only by the glow of his laptop screen. He looks crazed, and it's not certain whether he actually looks like that, or that's just because of the lighting.]

Oh my god, guys, I just--I figured it out!

So, there were those pink lights in Vegas that we all saw, right? And pink lights mean something's alien-related. So alien-related stuff is showing up in Vegas, which is only like 200 miles from Tonopah Air Force Base, where the real alien testing was done during the Cold War when they were using Area 51 as a decoy!

Guys. This--this can't be a coincidence. Who knows how deep this goes. It might even go beyond the Locke police department, beyond Sherman and even Edwards. This could go as high up as the military--or the secret service, or the president himself!

I don't know what's going to happen next or what it all means just yet, but I know it's connected somehow.

Comments

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[gogoghostpowers]

Heh. Next time there's a carnival, maybe you could go to the bouncyhouse there and see if it gives you any pulses!

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[shineonyou]

Dude, I could just blow my month's paycheck on renting one. I feel like this is totally worth the money.

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[gogoghostpowers]

...wait. Going to a bouncyhouse costs money?

[Jeez. They have a permanent one set up at Meadowland Falls that Danny has always gone to for free.]

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[shineonyou]

Like, a personal one would. I don't want to bounce around in a bouncyhouse some kid threw up all over. You know every single one of those for-rent bouncyhouses or public ones are coated in vomit.