[video] the conspiracies don't start till i walk in

[gogoghostpowers]

[It is 3 am. Danny's hair is disheveled, and he is in his freemasonry-symbol pajamas. His face is lit only by the glow of his laptop screen. He looks crazed, and it's not certain whether he actually looks like that, or that's just because of the lighting.]

Oh my god, guys, I just--I figured it out!

So, there were those pink lights in Vegas that we all saw, right? And pink lights mean something's alien-related. So alien-related stuff is showing up in Vegas, which is only like 200 miles from Tonopah Air Force Base, where the real alien testing was done during the Cold War when they were using Area 51 as a decoy!

Guys. This--this can't be a coincidence. Who knows how deep this goes. It might even go beyond the Locke police department, beyond Sherman and even Edwards. This could go as high up as the military--or the secret service, or the president himself!

I don't know what's going to happen next or what it all means just yet, but I know it's connected somehow.

Comments

[ghostly_heiress]

[Sorry she knows too much of how a large group works and finds it suspicious they could all roll with it. '-']

That is a terrible pun and you should feel terrible for making me laugh at it.

[gogoghostpowers]

[He laughs a little.]

Sorry, not my fault--I got a pulse that makes me say really bad puns all the time.

But not even I can take credit for that one--that one was all my parents' work.

[ghostly_heiress]

Oh my word, why would you echo something like that.

I see you're a very punny family.

[...let's be fair, how is she supposed to resist it.]

[gogoghostpowers]

[He looks mortified.]

N-no, don't--it's--it gets harder to avoid it if other people start doing it too!

I don't know why I have it, it's just completely--t-totally p--p--

[FUCK.]

...puncontrollable.

[ghostly_heiress]

[Oh no.]

[Oh no.]

[Now we're doing this.]

Oh, it's only a little bit of pun.

[gogoghostpowers]

No, it's not, not when it's a punsiderably puntrocious dilemmpun!

...ugh.

What a puntastrophe.

[ghostly_heiress]

[She is laughing so much her handwriting is shaking.]

Truly a punishing life you punsue.

[gogoghostpowers]

[You can hear the pure venom in his voice.]

I despunse you.

[ghostly_heiress]

I'm pund of you too.

[Might be a stretch for fond, but eh, whatever.]

[gogoghostpowers]

[His head falls to the table, where it rests. His voice comes muffled through the tabletop.]

I hate this echo. This is dispunsting.

[ghostly_heiress]

You should try to be more punsitive, I'm sure it's not that bad.

[She's laughing forever.]

[gogoghostpowers]

Have you heard any of our punversation? This can't get much worse.

[ghostly_heiress]

Oh, don't be such a punssimist.

[gogoghostpowers]

[FACEPLANT ON THE TABLE GROOOOAAAAANNNNN]

We really need to dispuntinue this.

[ghostly_heiress]

I think it'd be pun to punceed with this talk punther.

[gogoghostpowers]

...I'm just gonna pun this to an end while I still can.

[And god, it takes all his might, but he forces himself to quit the connection. He can't keep doing this. He is PUTTING HIS FOOT DOWN.]

[ghostly_heiress]

[She's just gonna laugh in her room. That was way too fun.]