05. video, backdated to late friday night

[waltharius]

 [ The video being shot is alarmingly shaky. We're talking nigh-Cloverfield levels here. But it's still possible to make out what's going on, and it appears to be... some sort of ceremony? Yeah, definitely a ceremony. One that involves a certain lovestruck pair of extremely recognizable teenagers. Tavia Serket is wearing a wedding dress (over her t-shirt and jeans, natch) and she's hanging off Alan Hunter. Well, they're both kind of hanging off each other. It's a miracle they're managing to stay upright, really. ]

You may now kiss the bride.

[ The priest overseeing this awful ceremony looks rather... vacant as he blesses the newly wedded couple, who proceed to engage in some seriously sloppy makeouts.

Fortunately, the network isn't subjected to this for long -- offscreen, the person filming this event starts clapping and cheering, shaking the view even more, and as the new bride drunkenly tosses her bouquet everything is thrown for a loop. There's a loud CRASH as the guy filming trips over a gaudy pew in his attempt to make the catch and he's visible for a second before the phone hits the ground.

Yes, that was Walter Price. No, this couldn't get any more horrible. ]

((ooc; Replies won't be (ICly) coming until the next morning! ))

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[drama8om8]

N8 no it's cool. I am g8ing to offer to 8e killed twice! F8r 8oth of us.

(That doesn't count as heroic, right)

(I 8n't allowed to die heroically that's a thing n8w)

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[hawaiianheir]

i don't think it counts as heroic but i'm not sure it would lessen mrs hunter (senior)'s fury

...oh my christ you are mrs hunter now

what did you do

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[drama8om8]

Actually the certific8 says Mrs. Serket-Hunter.
And I got married. Duh.

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[hawaiianheir]

...how the fuck did anyone in vegas let two dumb teenagers get married.
like isn't there a law against that sort of thing
even in vegas.

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[drama8om8]

We needed Alan's mom's consent.
And I. Guess we got it. Through some pretty du8ious superpowered methods.

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[hawaiianheir]

....oh my god
you mind controlled alan's mom
oh my god
you guys are so so so dead

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[drama8om8]

SH8 MIGHT N8T REMEM8ER TH8T 8IT OK8Y SHE 8N'T GOT NOTHING 8N M8 AND SHE CAN'T PROVE SH8T.

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[hawaiianheir]

TAVIA HAS ANYONE EVER NOT REMEMBERED WHEN YOU MIND CONTROLLED THEM
ON THE BRIGHT SIDE I DON'T THINK THIS'LL BE A HEROIC DEATH?
PROBABLY?

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[drama8om8]

Usually they don't exactly remem8er what they did!
So I can TOTALLY get away with this. If no8ody snitches!
PERFECT.

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[hawaiianheir]

on a scale of one to eighty how likely is that to happen.

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[drama8om8]

40?

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[hawaiianheir]

so you have a fifty-fifty shot of being totally murdered.
cool.

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[drama8om8]

Hey, high-stakes gam8les are like my entire deal.
I've won against worse odds! I am totally set.