"Eugh. Ouch, all right, we'll try to make this quick as possible..."

How, thought, he's not really sure. Gum isn't something you can just cut through, and if he recklessly tears the guy's shirt, he might fall and hurt himself. He's going to have to...

Well, the best answer would probably be to get him to get out of that shirt of his. That would cause the least damage. Right?

"You don't have any in your hair or anything, do you?"