[God, this guy. What an asshole. The most he can bring himself to do aloud is mutter under his breath.]
Jovan's a perfectly good name.
[As Lazarus (seriously, Lazarus? Who the hell is he to judge, with a name like that. 'Lazarus' sounds like somebody's about to rise to the earth from the 8th circle of hell, after a long divine prison sentence for badtouching one of those angelic baby cherubs) starts heading upstairs, Jovan considers his options.
...He just cleaned the toilet tank last week, he is pretty sure he knows what is or isn't in there.]
I'm--I'm pretty sure you won't find anything in there, you know.
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Jovan's a perfectly good name.
[As Lazarus (seriously, Lazarus? Who the hell is he to judge, with a name like that. 'Lazarus' sounds like somebody's about to rise to the earth from the 8th circle of hell, after a long divine prison sentence for badtouching one of those angelic baby cherubs) starts heading upstairs, Jovan considers his options.
...He just cleaned the toilet tank last week, he is pretty sure he knows what is or isn't in there.]
I'm--I'm pretty sure you won't find anything in there, you know.