Torin (
radiantchicken) wrote in
savetheearth2014-03-25 06:07 pm
5th Bravery | Audio
[This has been an interesting day for Torin. He has arms now. And hands with opposable thumbs. This has been a most joyous development for him, and after a morning spent opening doors and flipping light switches and doing all the sorts of things that one generally did with thumbs, he decided to expand his horizons. He sounds pretty much like a human now, and although he enjoys socializing with the people on the network, he decided to use his new hands in conjunction with his human-sounding voice to meet new people.
And that's how he found himself logging into Xbox Live. He spent a couple of hours attempting to play with these people, voice chat and all, and soon found himself having to look up a bunch of new vocabulary words that all turned out to be pretty terrible curses or slurs of one sort or another. It didn't matter what game he tried; they were all the same. Once he figured that out, he tried to get the people playing these games to try to treat each other with some modicum of respect, but it didn't go as well as he would have hoped. Needless to say, the parrot is horrified by how he just spent his afternoon. He is confused and upset, and so he'll open an audio feed to the network once he's calmed down a bit.]
What is wrong with people on these online games? The language they use! It's appalling!
[That is a lot of distress in what sounds like the deep voice of a middle-aged man. Too bad it belongs to a six-year-old parrot.]
Why do they do this? I thought the point was to play, not to make disparaging comments about females or those who are part of a different ethnic group! I don't understand!
[And if you happened to be someone he ran into earlier when he was playing, then shame on you.]
And that's how he found himself logging into Xbox Live. He spent a couple of hours attempting to play with these people, voice chat and all, and soon found himself having to look up a bunch of new vocabulary words that all turned out to be pretty terrible curses or slurs of one sort or another. It didn't matter what game he tried; they were all the same. Once he figured that out, he tried to get the people playing these games to try to treat each other with some modicum of respect, but it didn't go as well as he would have hoped. Needless to say, the parrot is horrified by how he just spent his afternoon. He is confused and upset, and so he'll open an audio feed to the network once he's calmed down a bit.]
What is wrong with people on these online games? The language they use! It's appalling!
[That is a lot of distress in what sounds like the deep voice of a middle-aged man. Too bad it belongs to a six-year-old parrot.]
Why do they do this? I thought the point was to play, not to make disparaging comments about females or those who are part of a different ethnic group! I don't understand!
[And if you happened to be someone he ran into earlier when he was playing, then shame on you.]

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