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[stavros]

It would appear that today is Extraterrestrial Abduction Day. The majority of the school has been making jokes about it behind the backs of the staff. Those who were more deeply affected by current events have started fights over it. Is it this bad at the public schools as well?

I fear the depths to which the world sinks, even without our adversary.

(Yes, it's real.)

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[dragon_blossom]

I bet no one even cared about it until all this started. I know I've never heard of it.

[audio]

[stavros]

It is certainly ill-timed.

[audio]

[dragon_blossom]

Everything is ill-timed any more.

[audio]

[stavros]

Perhaps, with such calamity as has befallen the city.

[audio]

[dragon_blossom]

It's a disaster zone, and I doubt this is the end of it.

[audio]

[stavros]

Surely not. There is one thing I don't understand. Why, if the snake was supposed to be on our side and the enemy of the aliens, did it attack indiscriminately and kill so many?

[audio]

[dragon_blossom]

Who's to say it was really truly on our side? That's up to the snake itself, right? Maybe it was rebelling or something.

[audio]

[stavros]

It was surely an enemy at the time. I only wish to know the truth in order to protect the citizens further.

[audio]

[dragon_blossom]

Or maybe... we're the aliens and humanity isn't actually native to Earth!

[audio]

[stavros]

Stop watching Ancient Aliens.

[audio]

[dragon_blossom]

I'm not saying I've watched Ancient Aliens...

But I've watched Ancient Aliens.

[audio]

[stavros]

This is serious. The enemy certainly believes that the planet belongs to them, but that appears to be because they believe it of everything else.

[audio]

[dragon_blossom]

There's really no way to guess right now why they think that. Not that I can figure out.

[audio]

[stavros]

We will learn. May it be that it does not come with a higher toll.

[audio]

[dragon_blossom]

That depends on how big the fights get.

[audio]

[stavros]

And what we can prevent.

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[publicity]

ugh it's the same in my school. it's just embarrassing

[not_good_not_wicked]

Is that seriously a thing?

[Google.]

It is. That's the dumbest shit I've ever heard.

[stavros]

I feared as much. How has it been for you?

[stavros]

There are worse holidays. Last week, it was World Plumbing Day.

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[dragon_blossom]

Not all of it.

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[stavros]

We shall see.

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[dragon_blossom]

I sure hope we can stop a lot of it.

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[cursedtolive]

Well, if nothing's happened yet I doubt anything's gonna happen now.

Unless people have disappeared.

[not_good_not_wicked]

Plumbing's an important thing that actually happens, though. Where would we be without toilets?