handwritten text;

[wirsinddiejager]

[Alan's previous text posts have always been from his sketchbook and thus surrounded with drawings and doodles. This one has been written on a blank page and looks weirdly empty in comparison, especially since the post itself is so short.]

during the snake thing if you saw a titan running around randomly breaking shit that was me. I lost control and didnt know what I was doing. sorry if I got any of you guys hurt.

Comments

[Text]

[charcoalfeather]

dont I know it. Then I would have really knows if i was an angel or not

action;

[drama8om8]

Then you are going to fucking love one of the echoes I got from the dumb alien shit. But I guess Ukemom will get mad if we break stuff here, so...

[ WELP. Opening a window. LOVELY WEATHER FOR FLYING, ISN'T IT ]

Business district? I can show you where me and Wally got stuck.

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[shortspoken]

You can count me in, since my ability to kick your ass is well-documented.

[wirsinddiejager]

thanks Sasha youre a true bro.

and yeah they will. Im gonna get in some practice to make sure of that.

[hungryhunter]

do u have a good place 2 practice? cant imagine that stuffs easy 2 hide...

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[not_good_not_wicked]

So that was you! I thought it might have been.

[toobig]

You too?

[grannyfucker]

[He was just released from the hospital after being kept for two nights to get a cast on him and check for any other injury. When he sees this, he is finally sitting at home with his laptop and nearly does a spittake upon seeing this post.

Forgive his typos, he has only one hand to type with and he is too shocked to spellcheck right now.]

THST WAD YOU?

[Audio]

[dead_black_eyes]

I lost my job. Something stepped on it, but I don't really care whether it was a snake or a titan.

[anequal]

you feeling any better?

[wirsinddiejager]

yeah I am. just needed to get a lot of sleep.

thanks for talking some sense into me back there man.

[Audio]

[wirsinddiejager]

Well, uh. Sorry in either case. That's gotta be rough.

[wirsinddiejager]

yeah thats what I just said.

[wirsinddiejager]

wait are you saying you lost control too. because I thought none of you guys did.

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[wirsinddiejager]

well it wasnt me in the sense that I wasnt in the drivers seat for most of it. but yeah.

[Audio]

[dead_black_eyes]

I lived, it could be rougher. There were half a dozen people who weren't as lucky as I was, but I really owe it to having a manager who was a soldier in the Middle East and knew to shove me under the counter.

Whereabouts was your rampage?

[wirsinddiejager]

havent figured out a place yet. tho Im not sure if hiding really matters anymore.

[Audio]

[wirsinddiejager]

That's... something, I guess.

All around the district, I think? I'm not really sure. I don't remember most of it.

[grannyfucker]

FUCK YOU

YOU NEARLY KILLED ME

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[wirsinddiejager]

hey thats not why Im asking. I could totally kick your ass when I know what Im doing.

[wirsinddiejager]

sorry. for what its worth I didnt mean to.

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[wirsinddiejager]

[He hesitates a little. It's so weird not having to hide anymore. But...]

Sounds good. I mean. Not the stuck part but. You know.

[Audio]

[dead_black_eyes]

Do you remember where you were before it happened?

[L doesn't care, but he's still curious.]

[not_good_not_wicked]

Well, full disclosure: I just got back from the doctor. My left ankle is broken and I won't be able to walk without crutches for another month or so.

I mean, if you weren't in control then you weren't in control, so don't beat yourself over it. But...

That happened. And if it were me I'd want to know.

[grannyfucker]

youd better fucking pay m hospiral bill

AND my therapy bills, this shit is traumstizing for life