text;

[shotguncarnage]

[ okay, okay, so he's had some explanations given to him. he's checked the network out a little. he's not much into social media but he's gotten something of a crash course going through the most recent entries.

it's painful, man. ]


is there some kinda facebook "ignore this user" function on this thing?


[ 'cause man, facebook is surprisingly great for that kind of shit. he can't even remember the last time he saw a farmville request on his feed. ]

Comments

[Voice]

[dododo]

No, but you could always try to ignore it if you like.

[soulsborderline]

If you only get to it through a computer you might be able to use javascript to hide things like a normal social media site.

Someone here'd have to write it though.

threadjacking for relevance

[vanisland]

Nope, doesn't work.

[soulsborderline]

Phooey.

Text

[sjokolade]

I don't know but you can always find out if there is one!

But I hope that no one is seriously bugging you or anything.

voice;

[ursoreckless]

It's not that kind of network. Most of them don't work using gummy bears or cat food after all.

[text]

[shotguncarnage]

i'll put this next to the more useless responses i was expecting and was hoping not to get regardless.

[text]

[shotguncarnage]

all this damn shit and it can't even do that?

thanks anyway.

[text]

[shotguncarnage]

just tryin to be proactive.

[text]

[shotguncarnage]

well that's good, was just about to smear some of that shit on my wall to save on my data costs.

voice;

[ursoreckless]

No data charges either. This place is completely off the grid.

[text]

[shotguncarnage]

shit, that just made my life a whole lot easier.

text;

[reapsthewind]

I fucking wish. If this stupid thing didn't run on weird bullshit shenanigans I'd hack one in myself just for the peace and quiet.

[text]

[dododo]

Unfortunately that's all I've got.

voice;

[ursoreckless]

No data charges, no computer needed, no anything but a surface to put the numbers on. We've got animals accessing this place even.

text;

[stillshrill]

Stick a post-it flag over the parts you don't like.

[ helpful Anders is helpful ]

[text]

[sjokolade]

Uh...as in what? If you don't mind me asking?

[text]

[shotguncarnage]

how do animals even know how to write? man, this shit is just weird.

[occasus]

i wish
I'd just block the whole thing tbh
just fuck it

voice;

[ursoreckless]

I guess it depends on the animals but most just use voice and video.

[text]

[shotguncarnage]

guess i'll take it, then.

[text]

[shotguncarnage]

i already gotta put up with all sorts of bullshit at work, kinda like to be able to cut it outta my downtime, too.

[ even then this is starting to look like a lot of work, too... ]

[text]

[shotguncarnage]

[ he tries to suss that out in his head and it isn't really working. a moment or two to consider it and all he's getting are youtube-like images of people making their dogs do dumb things for fake internet points. ]

do they have to get someone else to put their number in?

[text]

[shotguncarnage]

weird bullshit shenanigans. sounds about right. just as weird on my phone as it was on a piece of paper.

like seriously, how does this shit even work?

[text]

[shotguncarnage]

[ he would punch you through his phone on this network if he could but that isn't gonna work either ]

yeah, i think that's not gonna work.