[ Oh god oh Jesus why did he do this. Why did he do this. It's all he can do to not vomit uncontrollably, but the priority now is not getting squashed against this asshole's giant head. I mean, this titan couldn't possibly be stupid enough to punch itself in the head trying to get at him, right?
Right?
Wrong. It's time to blow this popsicle stand. At this rate Alan will have no hands nor head, and the only thing that could make this worse is a headless titan running around and doing even more gratuitous property damage. So he springs the fuck out of there after just barely dodging a giant steaming hand, making a mental note that should they both survive this catastrophe they need to have a serious talk. Preferably without Octavia threatening to strangle him if he says the wrong thing.
Anyway, see you later, Alan. Try not to kill yourself. ]
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Right?
Wrong. It's time to blow this popsicle stand. At this rate Alan will have no hands nor head, and the only thing that could make this worse is a headless titan running around and doing even more gratuitous property damage. So he springs the fuck out of there after just barely dodging a giant steaming hand, making a mental note that should they both survive this catastrophe they need to have a serious talk. Preferably without Octavia threatening to strangle him if he says the wrong thing.
Anyway, see you later, Alan. Try not to kill yourself. ]