grannyfucker: (ahh girl look at that body)
Jovan Burzek (Nathan Young) ([personal profile] grannyfucker) wrote in [community profile] savetheearth 2014-03-11 11:27 pm (UTC)

[I'm going to get Air Force One to airdrop some motherfucking Captain America and Duke Nukem on your pathetic excuse for an island nation (that DOESN'T EVEN HAVE TROPICAL WEATHER, WHAT'S THE POINT OF EVEN BEING AN ISLAND THEN). They will shoot bullets and throw shields at every bag of prawn cocktail crisps and every car that drives on the left until you have all been shown the error of your ways and rehabilitated into acceptable human beings.

Another victory for America, my friends. A+ (and not one of your filthy A*'s).

Jovan whimpers when she touches the arm that he is pretty sure she knew was broken (what the hell is wrong with her), not able to articulate much beyond that.]


Yeah, okay. Painkillers sound nice.

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